Matronize

It's like patronize but specifically coming from a woman.

Stop Stacey, don't matronize me!

by frakktalz July 4, 2025

Matronly

Typically referring to a woman - a motherly/maternal person that may also be fat, have big tits (probably only because of how fat she is), and an authoritative tone in the way a mother has.

Not exactly complementary. You’d maybe call a 65-year old homekeeper this if trying to be complimentary. Calling a 36 year old coworker this is an insult.

When I forgot to return something to her desk, she gave me this look with her glasses lowered, and used the most matronly tone to scold me like I was her child and not her coworker.

Maybe she should try finding someone who could love her so she can have a child before her last few eggs dry up, and save us all the grief

by Loadstone November 24, 2025

losing mantrol

Not being able to contain oneself in the presence of or upon seeing a particularly attractive female. Like losing control except mantrol is the control a man has over primitive instincts. Greater mantrol means greater gentlemanliness.

Ex 1) Damn! Do you see her? *Stares at butt* I think I'm losing mantrol right now...

by Hotsauceymix June 1, 2015

Full Mantonello

Taking a simple concept and using philosophy to make it incoherent and unfathomable for seemingly no reason.

"Corn flakes are fundamentally soup"

"Mate, you have gone Full Mantonello"

by Sinny17 August 26, 2020

Getting Mantoned

When someone invites lots of people to an event then doesn't turn up.

Chris (in a group chat) hey guys let's meet up on Sunday for a ride.
Ben: yeah sweet, see you there
Jez: I'm in.
Jane: sounds great!

Sunday morning, Ben, Jez and Jane ready to go.

Ben: hey, is Chris coming?
Jez: nah, we're getting mantoned.

by Bobbert Jobbert February 5, 2024