The act of tying up your sexual partner and face fucking them, until you finish on his/her face in the shape of a web.
Person 1: "Hey dude, I noticed that you really hit it off with Jenny last night, then you dissapeared suddenly, where did you go? We were worried about you."
Person 2:"Hey, yeah, nothing to worry about dude, we went to my house and I spider-manned her real hard!"
Person 1:"Daaaaaamn... Dude you work hella fast, you are the Flash of fucking!"
Person 2:"Hey, yeah, nothing to worry about dude, we went to my house and I spider-manned her real hard!"
Person 1:"Daaaaaamn... Dude you work hella fast, you are the Flash of fucking!"
by The soggiest of nuts July 18, 2019
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surfer dude: dude that hammerwolf is such a manferno
stifel tower: yea man it is truly unbelievable how he can drink better than your mom time after time
brunette: hes not that sweet
stifel tower: yea man it is truly unbelievable how he can drink better than your mom time after time
brunette: hes not that sweet
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Formed from, and pertaining to the species defined as male. It may consist of anything from words or actions relating to the degradation of women. Found in the species know as male who are absent of cranial matter and any substantial penis size. The man^be^dick^us must use degradation to compensate for what God gave a goose and not him, but this rendering of the male species can hop on either foot.
Formed from, and pertaining to the species defined as male. It may consist of anything from words or actions relating to the degradation of women. Found in the species know as male who are absent of cranial matter and any substantial penis size. The man^be^dick^us must use degradation to compensate for what God gave a goose and not him, but this rendering of the male species can hop on either foot.
“Hey Leah, did you see that manbedickus just laugh about giving his girlfriend an angry sanchez after the donkey punch he gave her?” “Ya”, said Leah, “he really has a small dick, doesn't know how to use it and no brains hu? But he sure can hop fast on one leg."”
by The Mom September 8, 2007
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