Horny Manatee 

A website accidentally created by Conan O'Brian that shows fake manatee porn with a person in a manatee mascot outfit, types of "porn" include, Man on Mantee, ManaTeen, Shaved Manatee, Web Cam Manatee and others the website has over 20 million hits in less than 1 month and will B around for at least 10 years

lets watch the web cam horny manatee and hornymanatee.com

Horny Manatee by King-David Granderson February 7, 2007

Baby Brown Manatee

Feces that has been developed and excreted in such a way that it has a shape similar to that of a manatee.

Your roommate as he is stepping out of your bathroom "Sorry bro, I just gave birth to a baby brown manatee"

Baby Brown Manatee by Ayoe March 19, 2009

insanity manatee 

n.- term denoting the absurdity or "craziness" of an event.

A: "You won't believe who I saw today, Anna Nicole Smith, helping an old lady down the street."
B: "Insanity manatee!"

insanity manatee by May November 23, 2004

Urban Manatee 

An obese or morbidly obese person that you might see walking outside. These creatures tend to be elusive and by themselves, making them exceptionally rare in outdoor situations, but can be seen congregating at buffet lines and Cinnabon stores. They are easily distinguishable by their camouflaging characteristics of having regular buttocks and frontal buttocks as well as frontal and rear breast flaps as to confuse people of exactly which direction they are moving.

Holy crap, you would have dented your car if you hit that Urban Manatee.

Man, they had nothing left at the lunch line. The Urban Manatee ate it all.

Urban Manatee by Aoitenshi May 1, 2011

The Manatee Minute 

When two lovers are having sex and the man will just lay on top of the woman. Now their is no pelvic thrusting or humping required, just sensual eye contact. This should take about 1 minute if the two concentrate and their focus is not interrupted.

Bill: "Dude last night was so effing tiring with Meredith!"

Bob: "Why"

Bill: "Well, we were going hard for a while, and then I got tired. So we tried the Manatee minute. It worked like a charm."

The Manatee Minute by Flyhunter December 16, 2008

purple manatee 

a filthy slut, skank, fat whore.

Julie is a purple manatee.

purple manatee by mrpacman December 12, 2012

Land Manatee 

A broad so grotesquely overweight, who adds chin hairs or a small mustache to its overall slovenly appearance. They all reek of body odor and some will have a hint of cheeseburger.

Whoa ! Lookee there. It's a Land Manatee. Guard your snacks.

Land Manatee by TuckerLipsin May 25, 2020