majestic fucking eagle

Majestic fucking eagle is known as Armin Arlert, the intelligent but useless piece of shit in the anime called Attack On Titan (Shingeki No Kyojin)
Well sweet mother of Teresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic fucking eagle
- Keith Shadis (Attack On Titan Season 1)
by SushiGirl2 September 17, 2017
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holy majestic doggy style

When you thrust your girl so hard she goes in the air.
Or too hold her in the air while she's in a superman like pose and mesmerize her with your powerful genitals.
Me: me and my girl did HOLY majestic doggy style
Freind:how high did she go?
Me:10 feet
by LimeSpice November 10, 2017
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Majestic Sea Flap-Flap

Word to describe a beautiful creature that “flies” through the ocean that’s commonly known as a stingray.
“Oh Wow! Did you see that majestic sea flap-flap pass under our boat? It looked as if it was flapping its wings like a bird that’s flying above land.”
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Bobby Man Barry is superior to Magnificent Majestic Melon Man Mookram.
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The elder god of lard. His people are know as lardians. Danny has been measured at 227,665,897,123 kilo grams in diameter. It is on record that this massive monstrosity of lard can consume a whole planet in one sweep of his massive lardy maw. Danny can only be defeated by his one rival, the elder god of bondage, Hernanbo! Also known as Tiff Tiff, Hernanbo will fight a war against Danny until she finds the golden hamster, which she will then bondage to her anal gland and make sweet sweaty love to until Danny's lard is eliminated.
THE WRATH OF THE MAJESTIC LARD GOD SHALL RAIN UPON THEE LIKE THE SPERM OF A THOUSAND INSECTS WHICH WILL THEN DEFILE AND RAPE YOU!

~Faticus, Lardian High priest.

Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God)
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Majesticism

Art of being a Majestic cunt, like a unicorn jumping over the hills in slow motion, shitting out rainbows like a predator marking its territory during hunting season
"fuck me cunt, that round house kick showed such majesticism that chuck norris would shit himself, and bruce would come back form the dead and shake your hand with a firm dragon grip."
by thegreatttunknowwwnnnnn July 26, 2016
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majesticizing

The art of creating an alternative world, one known only to its creator. Many subjects are known to be full blown pathological liars who over exagerate actual events and and make up events that followed afterwards.
Majestic: I was once upon a time an elite delta force sniper who lead the assault on Normandy and many other major uber elite conflicts. But then I went on a carding spree, and threatened several Secret Service Agents and kidnapped one of their daughters.

licutis: Majestic stop majesticizing
by Magesticizer January 04, 2006
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