the pathetic pre-pubescent mustache with only a few hairs. This look is typically sported by white trash, lazy stoner high schoolers (or anyone too lazy to shave), kids trying to impress girls with their peach fuzz and OF COURSE, child molesters.
see: crustache; peach fuzz
see: crustache; peach fuzz
by Ümbra May 25, 2004
Get the molester mustachemug. A police officer that shoots first, and asks questions later. A common expression for gamers in Halo 3 playing the 'Cops & Robbers' gametype.
by Master Jumper April 23, 2008
Get the Mustache Copmug. thick bushy mustache, rounded on the edges, commonly found on pornstars.
Commonly referred to as a porn stache
Commonly referred to as a porn stache
by kablarghhhh August 4, 2012
Get the Porn Mustachemug. by stackattack January 2, 2011
Get the monopoly mustachmug. That chick Nancy just gave Jon a Hotsauce Mustache!
Gross man, the only way to get it off is to use a Maxi-pad and medicated wipes.
Gross man, the only way to get it off is to use a Maxi-pad and medicated wipes.
by tstewstew July 7, 2011
Get the Hotsauce Mustachemug. tuft of pubic hair above the vaginal entrance; refers to landscaped pubic hair and therefore not applicable to the "natural look" or totally shaved female crotches
When I dropped to my knees to perform cunnilingus on my female partner, I was overjoyed by her nice cunt mustache which highlighted her vagina.
by Myrkal Phitz April 12, 2009
Get the cunt mustachemug. If sex hair means what a girl's hair looks like after sex then sex mustache is what a mustache looks like after sex.
To a guy with a messy mustache: "Dude you have wicked sex mustache going on right now."
A mustache, post mustache ride.
A mustache, post mustache ride.
by Emma Mara November 20, 2013
Get the sex mustachemug.