University of Mays Landing

The University of Mays Landing, a community college in Mays Landing New Jersey ACCC, or, Atlantic Cape Community College

He got his associates degree in basket weaving from the University of Mays Landing

by backslashVagina October 4, 2009

Visible Landing Strip (VLS)

Noun. American. 2005.

The condition of being able to see a female's trimmed or cultivated pubic hair through a sheer undergarment. Also known as a "VLS".

First known usage was by editors at Fleshbot.com on 3/21/05. The term is a derived combination from the more common "visible panty line" or VPL and landing strip a term used to describe an aggressively groomed female pubis.

"I'm going to wear this new bra and panty set for you tonight... The fabric is so see through, you'll get a little VLS action for free, just like you like..."

by Marty May 13, 2005

knots landing

ticky tacky, standardized and attractively censored

"Is this too knots landing?" - Larry David Season 3, Episode 30

by im4392 September 8, 2006

lynding

The act of random sporadic venting and making events deeper than it needs to be.

Her lynding needs to be under control. The other day I said bad things always happen to me, and she said," The kids in Africa have it worse! Think of someone other than yourself!" All I did was spill my soda on my pants.

by Word maker July 21, 2014

Landing Bug

When someone's playing trackmania and takes a jump in a rough way which causes the car to flip a bit when it lands, it's considered a landing bug.

a: dude, you totally need to improve your skills.
b: my skills are fine. it was just a landing bug.
a: oh ok. it looked as if it was your own fault first.

by Eine Alte Oma August 24, 2019

wet landing

when a guys pulls out of a girl and cums in her ass crack then slides his cock through the cum

I performed a wet landing on that chick last night after going doggy.

by Joe Stuffer February 29, 2008

Dirty Moon Landing

The act of pressing your ass up against another persons ass and then letting out a juicy fart, thereby causing the fartee to whinge in disgust.

She was moaning on her hands and knees, cheeks spread with impatient anticipation of shelthing the throbbing red rod of pleasure when all of a sudden she felt a dank boggy stench roll up her back and tickle her nose as he came in for a Dirty Moon Landing.

by The_Manbeast June 6, 2017