lazy lube

When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.

After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.

by Santaginas May 6, 2009

lube dispenser

A slang term for a woman's vagina. Made popular by the Anal only lifestyle group.

Marissa loves it when I go straight to anal sex without touching her pussy first. She gets so horny that her pussy becomes a literal Lube Dispenser that keeps her asshole nice and wet.

by Shady@Best July 3, 2017

lube boy

The gayest cock sucker named Devin wine getting oil all over him and getting a impact with a 3 inch wide drill bit in the ass.

That lube boy is likening dumb fuck hicks

by Hauntedwoods January 18, 2017

Lubed as a penguin

When something is lubed like a penguin, it means it's very slippery, and sometimes uneasy to handle. Kinda like how penguins can easily slide on their bellys.

My dick is lubed as a penguin.

by UrBn-_-Zombie March 21, 2020

banana lube

When inserting an old, soft banana into a females ass, you would find out that it is too soft to fully please her. So then the banana squishes all over her asshole. Then add a little dick insertion, and you have 100% natural banana lube. Fully lubed up for satisfaction.

All girls are guaranteed to love the banana lube. No doubt about it.

by mjackson July 2, 2007

Kloyper Lube

Used to lube the inner part of a of a computer named the 'Kloyper'. It is very important that this part of the machine remains lubed to avoid the system having a mechanical failure. This failure can come in the form of a blue light appearing inside the machine itself.

You need to lube your kloyper there, the severity of this matter can not be convayed through dialogue.

Thats some good value kloyper lube, you got there

by Henry Kennington March 2, 2008

Cum as Lube

When a girls uses another guy's cum as lubricant for giving the second guy either a handjob, titfuck, blowjob or creampie.

Hot wife cuckolds her husband with a big cock stud. The stud cums in her hands. She then rubs the cumload over her hubby's cock using the Cum as Lube to give him a sloppy handjob.

by http://onlycuckold.com April 19, 2018