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the louisville woodchipper

When you are tossing salad on a chick and she begins to a drop a deuce, you take it all in, chew it up, and spit it back out on her belly. Can be topped off with some splooge as well.
Yeah man, there I was tossing her salad when all of a sudden she sharted. I was feeling pretty frisky that night so i went ahead and gave her the Louisville Woodchipper
by mr bobbbb January 23, 2014
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Louisville Locksmith

The act of an inverted backwards 69 while scissor kicking involving two men and insertion of both parties.
get ready for this louisville locksmith...im gonna jackhammer the shit out of you!
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Louisville Plugger

A sex act involving a an autographed Louisville slugger baseball bat, a can of spam, and two plungers.
Jane: Wanna do something kinky tonight?

John: How about a Louisville Plugger

Jane: Get out of my house you sick pervert
by Yttrium December 21, 2004
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Louisville Slugger

a piece of wood like a bat, that can be mainly used to bash peoples faces in
this louisville slugger is gonna meet your face one of these days belle
by The REAL Bubblegum Fiend October 15, 2003
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Louisville Basketball

Sorry excuse for a gathering of an audience. Also known as the biggest waste of time other than the downtown arena.
I want to use the restroom but I am out of Louisville basketball.
by GoBigBlue February 3, 2010
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Louisville Lisp

The act of reciting your ABC's with a mouthful of wang.
Betsie really had trouble pronouncing LMNOP because of her debilitating Louisville Lisp. And because my dick was in her mouth.
by Bruce Bushtickle February 3, 2005
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Louisville, KY

16th Largest city in the USA located in Kentucky, Well known for The Kentucky Derby, KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) , University of a Louisville, Louisville Cardinal Athletics, Louisville Slugger Baseball, Thunder Over Louisville (one of the largest firework shows in America) , known for creative art, music, and culture. Bards town road in Louisville consists of many unique restaurants, record, skate, and music shops. Louisville is very well-known in business community for hosting some of the largest companies in the world, such as ; YUM! Brands, Taco Bell & Pizza Hut, Humana, Papa John's, UPS, GE, Ford, and more are in Louisville. 95% of the worlds Bourbon aka Whiskey is made here.
by Piana February 19, 2015
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