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Loch Ness Pervert

A high profile pervert that intermittently surfaces and causes a great stir socially or politically, but then disappears just as quickly only to resurface again weeks to months later and continue the cycle.
Everyone in Congress and on the news is discussing whether all the files of the Loch Ness Pervert will surface and be released again to see which political elites were associated with him.
by Lost in SHitlerland November 17, 2025
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Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis majestically emerges from the water.
We were watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glenn Powell’s penis was totally pulling a Loch Ness monster
by Illneverpostagainsorry June 8, 2024
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The Loch Ness Monster

A rollercoaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg themed to a Scottish monster, which is the only coaster in the world with interlocking loops. It's surprisingly fun for a coaster that's over 40 years old.
Person: Dude, let's ride the Loch Ness Monster!

Ride operator: Sorry, we're closed.

*based on a false story*
by evrstz July 16, 2022
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Loch Ness monster

A f##### up turthe on steroroids and has down sindrum
by Hvgfcdxcgvhbgvxdfrcgvhj January 18, 2022
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loch fraud

A person who uses the Loch-n-Load in Team Fortress 2 as a crutch, because they cant hit pipes with the Iron Bomber or Grenade Launcher. Loch frauds usually use the weapon to snipe players (medics) from across the map and hit airshots that wouldn't be possible without the loch. They pretend to be good at the game, but in reality they get carried by unlocks.

The term was born sometime in the past year, probably because the Loch-n-Load has become more widely used in competitive.
1: "Artist is my favourite player"
2: "Bro, he's a fuckin' loch fraud, stop glazing"
by filip_tf2 July 9, 2025
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Loch

Loch is usually used to describe a person that is lazy and goofy. Sutton spread it around the globe but it was first used for Reyz who's the biggest loch of all.
Reyz your such a loch
by Donperkel June 28, 2022
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David Loch

A rather large man who gets very excited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferably in school
I’m david loch and I approve this message
by BIGGIE 🧀 October 19, 2020
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