Ling Ling

The neighbor's kid, to whom your mom won't stop comparing you to. He has mastered every instrument, pratices 40 hours a day all the while studying medicine/being a doctor.

Mom: My son is practicing for a competition
Ling Ling's Mom: My son won that competition when he was 6 years old, he practices 40 hours per day you know.
My Mom: My son got accepted to Julliard
Ling Ling's Mom: My son TEACHES at Julliard AND is a Doctor. He got his medical degree when he was 12 years old.
My Mom: Wow! I wish my son was more like Ling Ling.

by chudieu101 September 26, 2021

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Ling ling means panda pussy .

Person 1: be quiet ling ling

Person2: ling ling ?
Person1 : oh it means panda pussy

by Yourgay32 January 22, 2024

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(n) A woman, particulary of Asian descent or nationality, that dates or marries a white man for the sake of money or gaining a visa into the man's home country.

"Did you see that asian chick with that old af dude?"
"Yeah man she's a ling ling."

by feralsheila November 6, 2018

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A student (usually Asian) that overachieves or is named Alyssa Tang.

Alyssa Tang is a Ling Ling because she went to NHD Nationals and won an International Writing Competition

by csorx214 September 19, 2018

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Ling Ling is a prodigy since birth. His dictionnary does not contain the words "mistakes" and "sacrilegious". Ling Ling is, probably, neither a boy or a girl. Ling Ling is the King of Music. Ling Ling never sleep, instead, Ling Ling practise 40 hours a day. Ling Ling's least favorite instrument is the viola, but still appreciate the violists.

"You are like Ling Ling, but you aren't Ling Ling. The only difference is that he only need to hear it once and play it flawlessly".
LingLing40hours is the best.

by MarsArgoKawaii January 12, 2021

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