Ling Ling

An Asian store run by Ling Ling that supplies drugs and magz to mr le beef

The Boit Boit would say "Lets go to Ling Ling's"

by Truth Be Toldeth April 25, 2017

Ling Ling

The neighbor's kid, to whom your mom won't stop comparing you to. He has mastered every instrument, pratices 40 hours a day all the while studying medicine/being a doctor.

Mom: My son is practicing for a competition
Ling Ling's Mom: My son won that competition when he was 6 years old, he practices 40 hours per day you know.
My Mom: My son got accepted to Julliard
Ling Ling's Mom: My son TEACHES at Julliard AND is a Doctor. He got his medical degree when he was 12 years old.
My Mom: Wow! I wish my son was more like Ling Ling.

by chudieu101 September 26, 2021

Ling Ling

Ling Ling is a non-binary (gay icon) inside joke of the popular youtube influencers "TwoSetViolin" wich consists of a child violin virtuoso/prodigy whom practices 40 hours a day, they are the masters at all the instruments and its that one asian child who beats you in every Menuhin competition.

Son: Mom i got 3th place in the school talent show!
Mom: *in a heavy asian accent* HOW COME YOU ONLY ON THIRD PLACE LAH, LING LING ALREADY MAKE MUSIC SCHOOLS AND YOU LAZY ONLY PLAY VIDEO GAME ALL DAY, DO YOU WANT ME TO KUNG-PAO YOUR CHICKEN??!
Son: holy fuck

by SeiyaIdk August 24, 2023

Ling Ling

Ling Ling is our cancer friend Sanni who cut her hair short

''Sanni you are such a ling ling'' ''How are you ling ling''

by steppasinpartyy69420 March 26, 2021

Ling Ling

Asian Pussy

Dude 1: waddup my nigga, I was fucking this Asian girl and she got that real ling ling
Dude 2: nigga what the fuck is that

by Not a Lavoris November 21, 2024

Ling ling

Ling ling means panda pussy .

Person 1: be quiet ling ling

Person2: ling ling ?
Person1 : oh it means panda pussy

by Yourgay32 January 22, 2024

Ling Ling

Ling Ling is a prodigy since birth. His dictionnary does not contain the words "mistakes" and "sacrilegious". Ling Ling is, probably, neither a boy or a girl. Ling Ling is the King of Music. Ling Ling never sleep, instead, Ling Ling practise 40 hours a day. Ling Ling's least favorite instrument is the viola, but still appreciate the violists.

"You are like Ling Ling, but you aren't Ling Ling. The only difference is that he only need to hear it once and play it flawlessly".
LingLing40hours is the best.

by MarsArgoKawaii January 12, 2021