Lima Bean

When a girl takes her used condom, empties it out and freezes the skizz, and then discreetly puts it in her man's ice cream the next day. A technique for emasculating and humiliating a heterosexual man by providing undeniable proof that he has swallowed semen, albeit unknowingly.

Watch out dude, I heard she slipped her last boyfriend a lima bean!

by Zyaarrrrgh July 23, 2009

Lima Bean

A Caucasian Male who has been exposed to so much Latin culture through his romantic relationship that he begins to exhibit extreme Alpha-Male traits including but not limited to: red-face, machismo, know-it-all, paranoia, photographic memory only when convenient to him and baldness.

Hey Gloria, your man is such a Lima Bean!

by AriesChic327 January 23, 2016

Lima

A chick with a cute face but fat body (a.k.a. Adriana Lima, a model or something)

Dude, I met this Lima chick at the bar last night. She walked up and I thought she was cute, then she walked away and I couldn't stand lookin at that fat ass of hers.

by BernieM October 21, 2008

Jose Lima

cocktail of: 1 shot gin, 1 part tonic, 1 part 7-Up, splash of lime juice

that is one tasty Jose Lima

by Smacky McChampion April 21, 2008

daddy lima

A guy with a 1 1/2 foot dick

This daddy Lima is too big..or can there be a too big?

by Ejensnje wieibege December 3, 2016

Lima bean

When the most beautiful Latina to ever have existed has kids with an ordinary white guy. Their kids are Lima beans. Possessing all of her traits in regards to beauty, sex appeal, rhythm, and taste. Getting only the good qualities of the white guy i.e. height, blue eyes and credit score.

Man those kids are total lima beans.

Damn, her blue eyes, she's a total Lima bean.

by JkTwiztid April 13, 2019

Matheus Lima

Fag who thinks he has awesome hair most times. Brazilian decent loves penis generally.

Wow he is a total Matheus Lima.

Dude! stop pulling a Matheus lima!

by Chimobes February 1, 2010