ride me like a rodeo

(I actually found this term in a Craigslist ad)

a) the phrase a gay man will use in a Craigslist ad when he specifically wants anal sex from another gay man

b) what a straight submissive man might say to his yang when he wants her to just sit on his phallic organ and ride herself to orgasm

yo baby, ride me like a rodeo definition b)

by Sexydimma November 23, 2016

don't push me like that

harass annoy pushy Stop rushing me. Don't harass me. Stop telling me what to do.

Jeff asked me what time I would be ready to go, I said"I don't know, at least 30 minutes". He asked me again about what time I could be ready, I had to reply with "Don't push me like that".

by Bratlicious November 9, 2006

Fuck me like a fat pink pony

1. Exclamation used more commonly than not, to describe sheer frustration and or dissapointment.

2. The seldom seen use of the term, when a chick (or dude?) takes it upon themselves to let you know how they want to be worked during the act of procreation

1. I forgot to save the final draft of my research paper! Fuck me like a fat pink pony man!

2. Guy: that how u want it?
Chick: fuck me like a fat pink pony!
guy: .....what?

by Chass Master Plus April 13, 2009

Paint me like one of your Greek Statues

What Zeus says to Ganymede when he wants to be drawn. He usually wears a necklace made of spaghet when being painted like a Greek Statue

"Paint me like one of your Greek statues," Zeus whispered to Ganymede as he fiddled with his necklace of spaghet.

by Pobias and Trisabeth for life May 17, 2018

beat me like a clock 😗✌️

To say "beat me like a clock" with a peace sign, usually said in ones sleep.

Lillie was asleep and said beat me like a clock 😗✌️ with a peace sign. So relateable!

by urmomkatelyn October 9, 2019

don't try me like dat

don't play someone as a joke.

shika ask the boy is he gay and he said dont try me like dat

by shaun April 26, 2004

paint me like one of your french girls

Instead of a man finishing in his partner,he finished on them

Guy:what should I do when I'm done

Girl:paint me like one of your french girls

by thecure4herpiez May 14, 2016