Lightsaber

sword made of lasers that is totally badass

AHH run! He's got a lightsaber!

by fishnamedjack September 16, 2018

Mexican Lightsaber

Utilized by many across the world - specifically "Hector" M.

Actual definition: Weed eater

Hector M. Utilized the double bladed Mexican Lightsaber in the front yard to ensure that Gino's grass was cut to even.

by The Rambone August 19, 2013

lightsaber

A drug applied dierectly to the forehead. First, one grabs a knife and cuts a slit in their forehead. Next, the user applies a various combination of illegal and recreational drugs, the users own mix, to the open wound. The user then jams anything resembling a lightsaber hilt into their forehead repeatedly. Then user massages the wound to mix up the drugs and transport them throughout the blood stream. Finally, one receives a sensation where they believe they are in the Star Wars Universe.

Person 1: Wanna lightsaber after school?
Person 2: No way man, im still woozy from last time.
Person 1: Whatever, I want to meet Yoda again; I'm almost one with the force.

by Up your butt December 27, 2007

lightsaber

similar to a mushroom stamp. before mushroom stamping, you cut open a chemlight and pour the glowing chemicals on your penis and while giving the mushroom stamp you make a shooooom sound like a lightsaber does when swinging it.

i heard jeremy gave rachel a lightsaber last night at the party!

by d3rrick April 25, 2011

lightsaber

A Stupid weapon from the movie Star Wars that looks like a glowing stick, Come on guys a titanium sword would be so much cooler. It is used primarily by a group of warrior mistics that can change from being good or evil at the drop of a hat.

"we'd better not give that guy a lightsaber, he might turn evil"

by M!ke May 7, 2004

Lightsabering

When you are using a fluorescent condom on a half-hard penis to move it in circulars moves. You also can turn off your lightsaber by giving a hip impulsion to throw your penis to your back, between the thighs and then quickly tighten your legs

I couldn't have a good erection to fuck this girl so, instead, I do lightsabering

by PigeonCorp December 5, 2019

lightsaber ripstart

When you have a blue lightsaber and you ripstart your ass so hard you bleed. Then the mix of the blood and the blue lightsaber turns it purple. This is the unknown reason of why Mace Windoo has a purple lightsaber.

Luke: How does he have a purple lightsaber?
Yoda: That is the product of the mighty lightsaber ripstart

by RipStartGod May 3, 2020