Bitch License

An excuse that a girl has to be bitchy and cruel to men. Usually related to past experience with a bad childhood, abusive partner, rape, etc. May or may not be justified.

Justified license:
Dave: Damn, Kate is a hard-ass bitch.
Tom: Yeah, but she has a bitch license. I heard her ex-husband kept her locked in the cellar for two years and now has custody of her kids.
Dave: Woah, I had no idea.

Questionable license:
Dave: Damn, Lauren is one cold man-eating bitch.
Tom: Yeah, but she has a bitch license. Three of her ex-boyfriends got charged with statutory rape and are now in mental hospitals.
Dave: Hmmm I wonder why...

by simino873 June 28, 2013

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Speaking License

An imaginary license that every owns that allows them to speak. It may be confiscated by anyone at anytime if you are found guilty of abusing/retarding the English language.

Justin had his Speaking License confiscated by Nick after he was found guilty of high crimes against grammar.

by totallynotchris April 02, 2010

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Forklift License

The proof of intelligence. Someone that has a the license to operate a forklift is a genius and the highest form of intelligence.

Someone: *Says anything dumb or stupid*
Me: Says someone who doesn't have a forklift license.

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Cunting license

A cunting license is a permit to do/say Cuntish things. Used in a rhetorical fashion.

Steve: I don't understand why people with depression don't just get over it.

Reasonable person: I'm going to need to see your Cunting license and registration please.

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Sir, are you aware how fast you were cunting?

by Thehotone September 30, 2015

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