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license to kill

Usually used to describe a woman or man who is dressed to the highest degree of fineness that s/he can take someone's breath away (figuratively, i.e. not to the level of death).


note: not a legally recognized form of authorization.
LaFonda's got a license to kill in that hot jumpsuit and boot ensemble.
by Siouxzanna May 5, 2005
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skank license

The license given to women who have proven their skankish abilities. If women are skanky enough, they attain a skank license. If the women are skanks, but stop being skanks for any reason, they will be in violation and must be told to bend over in some guys face immediately, or assume some other skank like task. It is up to skank police to enforce these laws (skank police are young males with no barometer for quality in females).
"Look at that chick with her titties all mashed together and her ass hanging out of her skirt. If she doesn't sit on that guys lap soon, she's gonna lose her skank license."
by darkabove April 30, 2005
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whore license

Like a driver's license. This license allows you to be a whore legally.
Whore1: My whore license expired yesterday...I can't get a new one.
Whore2: That sucks man. Mine got taken away. I have to whore under the name of Cheryl Cole now.

Whore: Oh my god! I just passed my whore test and now I've got a whore license!
by cheryl the whore December 4, 2010
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License to Blah

-A special permit bestowed upon a third-rate actor attempting to cash in on the action-comedy fanbase.
Ashton: "Let's just say I work for the Blah Blah Blah and have a license to blah..."
by PittsburghPA January 6, 2011
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Medical license

Something the medic doesn’t have
medic:I’m gonna need to perform surgery
scout:do you have a medical license

medic:well no

A medical license basically lets you do surgery and doctor stuff
by raybeez April 22, 2022
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License Fail

A license fail occurs when someone taking what should be their first driving practical test prepares thoroughly with expensive lessons, has been waiting for months, is supremely confident of their ability to pass, and has even discussed getting insured for their parent's car upon passing...

...Only to discover that, in the test center waiting room, they have the wrong side of their paper provisional license, meaning they cannot be tested, waste the money spent on taking the test, disappoint family and friends and have to wait 3 months for the next available test.

Also known as "pulling a Charlie".
Guy 1- Holy fuck, you know what's worse than failing your driving test?

Guy 2- Nah, what...?

Guy 1- committing epic license fail, that's what *shudders*
by CharlieGiggles August 29, 2009
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dicers license

a dicers license looks similar to a drivers license and must be produced upon the request of a 'dicer'. if a person cannot produce there dicers license then the 'dicer' will dice them.
the man could not produce his dicers license so was therefore diced because it is a dice or be diced world out there.
by the corse July 20, 2009
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