Lemoning

The act of standing around like a lemon.

Brian- Hurry the hell up, I been Lemoning for the past half hour!

Paul- Sorry Mush.

by Call Me Nothing January 27, 2010

Lemoning

A form of sexual activity in which two men recreate the act of juicing a lemon with their genitals

Guess who I'll be lemoning tonight Richard ;)

by Ellen McLenald February 25, 2018

lemoned

when a lemon is thrown at a guy really hard and it hits them in their balls.

kid 1- Hey what happened to joe over there
kid 2- he just got lemoned
kid 1- oh lol sucks to suck

by the boy next store October 23, 2012

Lemon

Lemon: An really sour fruit really sour don't try it Trust Me.

This Lemon is possesed by Sourness

by TSM_AK June 12, 2016

Lemoning

When a couple acts as though they are the only ones around, refusing, or barely acknowledging anyone's presence, yet complaining when they are not invited to events. This act makes events sour and unbearable.

Ugg Kaitlin and Ryan are totally lemoning, they didn' even say hi because they were so involved with themselves.

by lazerst November 17, 2010

lemons

What Martha Stewart missed most while in jail, her family was a distance second.

Reporter: Martha what did you miss most when you were in prison?
Martha: Lemons...
Reporter: Anything else.
Martha: No just lemons
(5 second pause)
Martha: And my family
That is all true, search the web if you don't belive me

by Citizen of Kane April 23, 2005

Lemon

The word that best describes a socially awkward, lugubrious, and unflattering person, animal, or situation.

1) Why is this lemon on the football team? Go back to being awkward somewhere else, nerd.

2) That was such a lemon move man, she will never buy your mix-tape now.

by Swahilliansugar September 25, 2013