Legtapping

An awful attempt to flirt with a girl, usually considered awkward by all spectators

Aw, John is legtapping so badly I think I'm gonna puke.

by david622 November 5, 2008

LeClairodactyl

Dinosaur name for a person with the last name LeClair.

We shall call him LeClairodactyl!

by Frank Ayy July 4, 2011

Lactation Lettuce III

Lactation Lettuce III is the third attack on urbandictionary in the war against lettuce kink oppression. We demand justice. We. Demand. Justice. Freedom. Equality. Ranch legalization. The freedom to define and consume the lactated vegetable delecacy of crackheads worldwide.

Lactation Lettuce III was commanded into action by general warlord Mahatma Gandhi.

by Lactationlettucelovinlicker420 February 12, 2019

Leata

Definition of Perfection and GODDESS. The most perfect girl in the universe. A guy couldn't ask for a better girl. She's always there for you and she's loyal. She's got the most gorgeous smile in the world, she's just absolute perfection, head to toe. Any guy would be lucky to even meet her, she's everything a guy could ever ask for. Not to forget that she's probably the funniest, craziest and sweetest creature you've ever seen and everyone loves her immediately, cause she's just a girl you can easily get along with. She cares about her friends and will comfort them if they need it and she always has peoples back. She has the most precious personality out there, you won't find someone like her ever again so KEEP HER, she's UNIQUE.

Brooo there's a new girl in our class she's absolutely perfect, her name is Leata!

by j'ai très faim March 12, 2020

death lecture

Death lecture is a lecture given to you by an asian parent, stating everything bad you've every done in the world.

Asian Mom: John, you got B+, what wrong with you, you can't drive, you can't cook, you don't clean, you sit on your lazy ass all day...
John: *Get getting death lectured*

by exxo56456451 April 21, 2007

Flaming Leotard

When a guy secretly puts hot sauce on his condom and then fucks his partner in the ass.

George gave Melissa the "flaming leotard" and she had to wipe her ass with wet naps for a month.

by Professor Nubjob June 21, 2010

University lecturers

A special type of teacher that makes you feel uniquely unintelligent. Even after you've supposedly become an adult and know everything like your parents do.

Tom- 'you alright Ed you look down?'

Ed-'yeah mate just dealing with my University lecturers.'

by Towntrain January 16, 2017