Lebagone Day

On January 6th of every year, the Republic of Lebanon vanishes. This results in a larger percentage of peace not just in the Middle East, but across the globe.

Person A: Yo mate! Do you know what day it is? It's Lebagone Day!

Person B: Ah! Perfect, I'm taking the wife and kids out today then!

by Gelmond January 6, 2021

Lebanesenuts

Walking up to a fine chick at the club and telling her she must be Lebanese and when she says no ,you say your lying because you are lebanesenuts.

Did you you see that chick by the bar ,? Yes she's got to be full blooded lebanesenuts.

by DR.S Moostie February 16, 2021

LeBae

The art of gettin 3 stock'd by some maid fit lookin ahh character

Bozo: (gets 3 stock'd)
Twitch chat: LEBAE'S IN THE CHAT

by SupaHawtFiya 2.0 April 16, 2022

Lebanese Pound

A sexual maneuver in which a shady man lights a candle in a womans anus, lights it, then lets it harden. After it has hardened for about 10-15 minutes, the man uses the new rectal totem to fuck her.

"yeah this guy at the mall selling fake glasses asked me if I wanted to try a lebanese pound"

by kolaoncoke August 7, 2023

Lebanese Sandpaper

This is a delicate process, and no steps should be skipped.

1. Eat a Burrito
2. Take a shit in your underpants
3. Turn them inside out and allow the larger chunks to fall off, leaving smaller residue.

4. Place them in the freezer over night
5. Invite a girl over
6. When making out, place the frozen underwear over your hand like an oven mit, and gently massage her vagaina, just like you are sanding a peice of wood with sandpaper.

John- Hey Bill, how was your first match.com date last night?
Bill- It went well, until I did the lebanese sandpaper.

John- really, my sister told me she loves when guys do that
Bill- Weird....

by I shit in urinals June 12, 2010

lebanese

coy way of saying "lesbian" in public.

(referencing two women at a bar touching and kissing...)

Barfly 1: I didn't know they are "lebanese"?!?

Barfly 2: Yeah they've been scissoring for years now.

by brklyn4 September 28, 2008

Lebanese Lunch

Using your tongue to remove a falafel from a woman's vagina

Hey girl you want to go have a Lebanese lunch?

by Jaboi67 July 3, 2018