James: How's the laymosphere on those four chairs?
Tom: Not too bad. I would prefer to be laying on a bed, but this isn't all that horrible either.
Tom: Not too bad. I would prefer to be laying on a bed, but this isn't all that horrible either.
by Thomas Lasey January 1, 2008
Get the laymosphere mug.an incurable disease which causes a person to have the inability to keep something to ones self, a talker, blabber mouth
this person usually seems friendly nice and trustworthy, is very easy on the eye and uses this to their advantage.
this person will lure you in til you give them juicy gossip and secrets and tell you to your face over and over '' your secret is safe with me'' or ''don't worry i wont tell anyone''
this person is also the type of person once you sleep with them or have any type of sexual contact with them as soon as they leave they will pick up their phone n tell your business to the next person.
CAUTION: when dealing with these types of people it can be heartbreaking, embarrassing, upsetting, and reputation breaking
ANY PERSON SUFFERING FROM lagoa syndrome IS NOT MARRIAGE, BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND, OR UNDERCOVER bedbuddy MATERIAL ... IT WILL BACKFIRE IN YOUR FACE
this person usually seems friendly nice and trustworthy, is very easy on the eye and uses this to their advantage.
this person will lure you in til you give them juicy gossip and secrets and tell you to your face over and over '' your secret is safe with me'' or ''don't worry i wont tell anyone''
this person is also the type of person once you sleep with them or have any type of sexual contact with them as soon as they leave they will pick up their phone n tell your business to the next person.
CAUTION: when dealing with these types of people it can be heartbreaking, embarrassing, upsetting, and reputation breaking
ANY PERSON SUFFERING FROM lagoa syndrome IS NOT MARRIAGE, BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND, OR UNDERCOVER bedbuddy MATERIAL ... IT WILL BACKFIRE IN YOUR FACE
No secret is safe with any person who suffers from Lagoa Syndrome.
my all time crush and i finally hooked up and the very next day everyone knew about it... i think he suffers from lagoa syndrome!
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my all time crush and i finally hooked up and the very next day everyone knew about it... i think he suffers from lagoa syndrome!
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by scorncadet July 1, 2011
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Guy 1: Yo lets check the Lagooninology reports before choosing the right Lagoon for Lagoonin.
Guy 2: Yo lets hit up that Crystal Lagoon!! It got good ratings from Lagooninology. And its over 6 acres!!
Guy 3: YEEEAAA!!!
Girl 1: We out here! We Lagoonin!
Guy 2: Yo lets hit up that Crystal Lagoon!! It got good ratings from Lagooninology. And its over 6 acres!!
Guy 3: YEEEAAA!!!
Girl 1: We out here! We Lagoonin!
by Daytony500fan March 6, 2017
Get the Lagooninology mug.At the table in the kitchen, there were three bowls of porridge. Goldilocks was hungry. She tasted the porridge from the first bowl.
"This porridge is too hot!" she exclaimed.
So, she tasted the porridge from the second bowl.
"This porridge is too cold," she said
So, she tasted the last bowl of porridge.
"Ahhh, this porridge is lagom”, she said happily and she ate it all up.
"This porridge is too hot!" she exclaimed.
So, she tasted the porridge from the second bowl.
"This porridge is too cold," she said
So, she tasted the last bowl of porridge.
"Ahhh, this porridge is lagom”, she said happily and she ate it all up.
by Brownlog October 7, 2019
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Get the Sploosh lagoon mug.The description of a female's poo chute that is readily accesible by any person and/or object. The girl easily offers up backdoor entry and has logged hundreds of hours being penetrated in the stinky O-ring.
Guys who venture into a girl's Poo Lagoon usually leave smelling of 'aged' fecal matter and crusted smagma, but return for more often because the girl enjoys this type of anal recreation.
Guys who venture into a girl's Poo Lagoon usually leave smelling of 'aged' fecal matter and crusted smagma, but return for more often because the girl enjoys this type of anal recreation.
Frederick wasn't sure of how freaky Carla was until he ended up knee deep in her Poo Lagoon at the end of the night in his dad's Oldsmobile. He was pounding away at her backdoor until he couldn't stand the smell of the burnt turds and bubblegum. He then proceeded to Donkey Punch her until exploded poo and semen all over the steering wheel and dashboard.
His dad never let him use the car again...
His dad never let him use the car again...
by e-rips January 25, 2007
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