Joel's hole. The hittest bitch in Iowa. Super duper whore want to get laid I got her number give her some drugs n she will move in with u. #freepussy #hit #chewbacca
by caveDonkey November 19, 2016
Kristen is a retarded person who is loyal but emotionally unstable depressed never sleeps but likes good convos. She won't rat you out or tell your secrets to anyone. Pretty bad temper, kinda ugly inside and out. Doesn't really fit in, only has like 5 friends. She's cool tho, she likes one person, would never cheat ever. Loves animals and baby's but once the start 1st grade they can fuck right off she likes channo and civics. She also has pretty bad anxiety.
Kristen is retarded
by Djjsjdnd July 05, 2018
The most horrible person you will ever meet. She will kill your joy when she looks at you. You will have a hard time tell the she actually is a woman. She smokes weed, byes things she cant afford, she weighs over 200 pounds and has no personal life of her own.
|Friends Mom| Did you hear about Kristen and that naked man in her basement?!
|Friends Aunt| Yeah didn't they smoke weed together last weekend!
|Friends Mom| Yeah! Every time I hear his name I shed my face in shame for that poor son of hers.
|Friends Aunt| Lets go to Safora
|Friends Mom| Yeah bitch.
|Friends Aunt| Yeah didn't they smoke weed together last weekend!
|Friends Mom| Yeah! Every time I hear his name I shed my face in shame for that poor son of hers.
|Friends Aunt| Lets go to Safora
|Friends Mom| Yeah bitch.
by Bitchtard75 December 31, 2011
Tyler: I met this girl on bumble who liked hate sex and wanted me to "glean" her today.
Bill: oh man you better watch out. I gleaned this other kristen (not your kristen) last week and got an std. Had to submit a definition about her. What the hell is hate sex? That sounds violent in nature.
Bill: oh man you better watch out. I gleaned this other kristen (not your kristen) last week and got an std. Had to submit a definition about her. What the hell is hate sex? That sounds violent in nature.
by Tylerdurden5 December 21, 2018
Karen posts a racist comment and Kristen corrects, cancels, and reports her.
Becky follows a POC around a store, Kristen records them and helps to remove Becky from Costco.
Susan chokes her dog in Central Park and called the police on a POC. Kristen records the incident and gets Susan's dog taken away.
Becky follows a POC around a store, Kristen records them and helps to remove Becky from Costco.
Susan chokes her dog in Central Park and called the police on a POC. Kristen records the incident and gets Susan's dog taken away.
by ills. June 05, 2020
by hotboyz September 07, 2008
kristen kray is so h cool
by hatmeme May 09, 2019