sausage koozie

Kinda like a beer koozie, but for hot dogs and the like. Definitely not a nickname for a vagina, you sick bastard.

Random Transsexual Koozie Enthusiast: Ay Deadass, I got a sausage koozie last month!
Deadass: That's lit, fam!

by Anonymous900000000000000 December 15, 2016

Dick Koozie

A woman whose sole purpose is to hold dicks and keep them at the appropriate temperature, much like a beer Koozie, only this is meant to maintain warmth.

Paris Hilton is a real Dick Koozie.

by Broken Drifter September 6, 2020

kool kooking klub

the kkk

tim:hi im part of the kkk
jim:your a racist thats not good
tim:no its kool kooking klub silly also known as white supremesis

by thekkks January 28, 2022

Will Koonin

A tall, skinny white boy who thinks he knows everything when he doesn’t.

Also only cries when it’s physical pain and loves Rod Wave.

What’s that boys name again? The only who only cries when it’s physical pain?

Oh, you mean Will Koonin.

by hehe1908 March 7, 2022

navajo koozie

A small brown paper bag given to you at the gas station when you buy a single tall can of beer

I stopped in to the gas station after work today for a tall can of beer and the cashier put it in a Navajo koozie

by Karl Arlington March 9, 2022

ball koozie

The act of submerging one’s balls in a bowl of warm water whilst a one’s partner blow bubbles into the bowl of water using a straw while simultaneously giving the other a hand job.

Britanny finally gave me a ball koozie after all these years of dating!

by Dongjulio October 9, 2023

Cumming in the koozie

When your beer foams over in a sexual looking manner and floods the koozie which is holding your beer.

"Dude watch out your beers cumming in the koozie!"

by cottoncandycommander April 19, 2018