Kirsty

Proper Noun

A Kirsty is a Person that you go to with £20 and ask for sex (A Whore) she is self absorbed and is only concerned with self betterment at any cost. Her long dark hair smells of horse shite. By the time you meet her she'll be begging for husband two after bankrupting the first, from living beyond her means, the second man will be dumb and stupid for he'll have abandoned his real loving family after being lured in by her mermaid like traits from Grecian mythology. A Kirsty is a woman that should be avoided at all cost for your safety.
Person A: Look at that Kirsty over there
Person B: RUN, Run as far and as fast as you can before she leaches, away all of your securities.
by KerbySherby April 1, 2020
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kirsty

Direct opposite of busty (female version of barsty.)
“Did Kaylee jump off the bridge?”
“No dude. She’s super kirsty, she’ll never do anything.”
by tequilababy August 5, 2020
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kirsty mackenzie

i member the 1st time i saw kirsty. she was the new girl at work. standing there over the sink, i member being down the other end of the kitchen having to work with the chef but wanting to go talk to her.... as weeks passed and she was at work more and more we got closer annoying will cos he wanted to be pervy pete. he used to get annoyed when kirsty and i used to have water fights in the kitchen. we used to stand close whippin each other. hiding her shoes sitting on the sinks just talking to her getting to know her..we used to talk every day at half 3 when she was off the bus and walking to the horses.i member the first time we went out i was soo hung over we went to the pub for lunch i couldnt eat anything, i sat oppisite kirsty and i just couldnt take my eyes off of her.. after, we went to the seaside and i remember the girls going for a swim in all their clothes when they got out kirsty can and sat on my lap and wills face was a picture hahahaa!!!
whoop whoop whoooooop!!! kirsty mackenzie u rulz with a z cos your that cool
by stubearto December 7, 2011
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Kirsty

Kirsty is well how do i say this… a cunt!
Cunty attitude but everyone loves her, choas creator and loves the drama.

Kirsty…what a cunt lmao
“Who’s a cunt?”
“Oh, Kirsty is!”
by Hello! My Name is…. January 22, 2025
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Kirsty

Kirstys are like Karen's. Beware the kirsty. Unlike Karen's they use sneak attacks. Hide in the shadows. If Karen's ate the big boss then kirstys are like the 2nd in command.
Careful of her that's a kirsty.

That sneaky little kirsty!
by Bethlizzy86 August 22, 2021
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kirsty l

kirsty lee is a woman who talks to guys on the internet and breaks up with them
by Keqing kisser😂 December 29, 2023
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