Illuminati

A group which nobody seems to either know about or be willing to tell the truth about, but post false information about it on urban dictionary like the sad fuckers they are.

Read all previous definitions of Illuminati and see if they all make sense as one pure definition. (unless the definition is not truly believed by the publisher or about a computer/console game, that one's probably sadly true)

This pure definition make sense? Na, because nobody who would post information about a secret group would actually KNOW about it's beliefs/aims they would only be able to assume, as they would be a non-member (assuming the Illuminati does exist).

There's a reason they call it a theory.

by Rationalising March 21, 2009

trans illuminati

a secret cabal of transgender people who, according to trans-exclusionary radical feminists, members of the far right, and religious fanatics like Pope Francis, have taken over the medical establishment, the schools, and the media in order to turn everyone transgender.

No one knows why the trans illuminati wants everyone to be transgender. All we know is that they're up to no good.

by Attila the Hon October 1, 2016

Illuminati

Illuminati is a triangle with an eye. It’s also some sort of conspiracy theory. Oh, and it can be found on the back of the $1 bill

Illuminati confirmed

by Kidswillbekids October 14, 2019

illuminati

Anyone capable of orchestrating anything remotely intelligent

Beyonce is a talented entertainer who works hard for her money. She must be in the illuminati.

by PIP6 December 30, 2014

Illuminati Scare

A phenomenon that occurs when illuminati hysteria (fear that a person, group, or thing is associated to the Illuminati) becomes widespread. Once it happens, the believers will then make up "proof" that the accused is part of the Illuminati. Sometimes, the accused or those related may be tortured or unnecessarily exorcised, further worsening the problem. If it becomes severe enough, it can become similar to the Spanish Inquisition or the Salem Witch Trials.

A: Why the heck are Sally and her boyfriend being exorcised in the break room?

B: Oh don't mind them. It's just another Illuminati scare. It'll probably gonna go away.

by W0rldOnFiRe October 27, 2012

The Illuminati

The rightful owners of The Earth. A kindhearted organization trying to rid the world of the apes that plague this earth. All hail our reptilian saviors.

Our reptilian overlords, The Illuminati, will save us from the stupid apes that plague the earth.

by Scrublord2000 July 4, 2016

Illuminatical

Used to describe behaviour that is to be attributed to member(s) of the Illuminati.

OR
Used to describe anything relating to the Illuminati.

"I shall report any Illuminatical behavior."

"WOW! That triangle is SO illuminatical!"

by illuminatedbaby October 13, 2016