commit kermit

when you want to die but your brain is thinking about the muppets

i want to commit kermit

by EastTV March 8, 2019

kermit style

Doing anything in Kermit style is doing it IN style. Kermit the frog is truly an inspiration to us all, so whatever you do, do it Kermit style! Except maybe don't Kermit murder...

Mom: Hey did you wash the dishes?
You: mmhm
Mom: But you did it in style right??
You: Totally mom of course! I did it Kermit Style
Mom: -nods approvingly- So proud of you!
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Friend : Wait so you Kermit murder him?!
You: That's not how it works lol it would just be committing murder
Friend: But...?
You: But doing it Kermit style. Of course
Friend: HAH you kermitted murder
You: Wait WHA??!

by THE._.GAY April 14, 2020

Kermit roleplay

Alternative term for fisting, either anal or vaginal.

Or both.

Fisting? Hell yes...I love a bit of Kermit roleplay.

by plungethethumb May 5, 2018

Kermiting the Frog

A ritual as old as the male gender, the masturbator squats low to the ground and spreads his knees like a frog, and jerks aggressively.

Your mom asked me if i thought kermiting the frog in her mouth would be okay, but I'd feel uncomfortable dating you if I accepted.

by jon glickman January 9, 2009

Kermit Murder

Like committing murder, but only it just sounds catchier and is obviously more appealing to your average killer. It's also what your friends will want to do if you won't stop having one-on-one conversations on the group chat.

Friend 1: If you two don't shut up about smurfs I swear I'm gonna Kermit murder
Friend 2: But they're just so funny lmao
Friend 3: ikr lol smurfs
Friend 1: -grabs a shovel-
Friend 2 and 3: RUN

by THE._.GAY April 13, 2020

Kermit Diely

Based on the urban legend of Conor Kiely, a sloth disguised as a human who was so good at his game he got into Oxford to study English.

A Kermit Diely is essentially a love child between a sloth and Frodo, and is a rare but fascinating race. Cf. David Attenborough's program on the species.

Woah dude, my cousin's marrying this guy who's a total Kermit Diely. The queen's agreed to be their first child's Godmother.

by cheeseshoulder June 12, 2013

wet kermit

the delightful act of cramming the fist and forearm of the dominant partner, or the "puppeteer", into the ass of the "human puppet"/ "flesh Kermit". The puppeteer then opens their hand and operates the submissive individual in a manor much akin to Kermit the Frog. Then, the two begin to sing "it's not easy being green" in unison. The moisture coating the forearm upon removal is the purpose for the "wet" in the act.

"Guess who just pulled off the wet kermit! That's right!"
"sir, you're under arrest. Place your hands on the hood of the vehicle"

by hunt 4 cunt February 16, 2014