Kak

A sound effect, sort of like a gasp, and the human equivalent of a Quack. To be used in the same situations as “yikes” but stronger.

“ugh she’s such a b****”
“KAK”

by BobfromGLC May 29, 2020

Kak-Attack

A sudden and urgent need to poop so badly that all activities must be paused immediately. Often strikes without warning, leaving the victim scrambling for the nearest toilet like their life depends on it. The term comes from “kak” (meaning poop in Albanian) and “attack” (as in a full-on, no-mercy strike).

Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.

"Bro I was halfway through the gym session when I got hit with a full-blown Kak-Attack… I barely made it to the bathroom!"

by Jiqzaw April 10, 2025

Kak

Single leg of a khaki pants

A racist slur that has no underlining meaning

Man I wish I had a kak

Man you’re such a kak

by anonymous November 2, 2021

Kak

Kak is when you take a big shit into a toilet.
It’s like poo but even bigger.

Lemme go kak budani
This kak has been hurting my stomach chommie

by Bluddy blud March 14, 2022

Kak

(noun.) Someone is a total dickhead or cock. (verb.) -ing. To screw around, waste time, fucking off, et cetera. See Fuckery.

This word is pronounced "cock", but with a New England accent.

Noun example: "Get a load of that jerkwad over there, what a total kak."

Verb example: "Good job kaking about on that project. Probably blew 20 hours on that, right?"

by TwoEightSixSeven March 16, 2021

Kak Gem

The person who's always be there for you even at your lowest point. They'll gave you life advices that could change your life forever and ending with "PAHAM?!" which means "do you understands?" in english. I really recomend yall be friend with this person

Person A: I fucked up
Kak Gem: pucuk ubi pucuk kangkung, banyak bunyi pecah muncung. pantek. PAHAM?

by kakgemnumber1fan July 28, 2024

kak

"kak" (กาก) in Thai slang word is defined directly as a "residue" it is case mean noob and suck . Commonly found in internet and online games, The word is rude and should only be used with close friends.

A Player - GG noob team.
A Thai play - GG kak kuy all

by Dai Madafakka May 27, 2017