michael jones

1. A member of Achievement Hunter and Rooster Teeth, and host/creator of the popular Youtube series, Rage Quit.
2. Some random fuck who shares the same name as Michael from Rage Quit, and doesn't deserve the same name as him.
Michael Jones: Come on Ray, let's play icky cookie.
Gavin: What the hell is icky cookie?

Ray: Its where you take a cookie and you all take turns jizzing on the cookie.

Gavin: Aww, Ray
by FablePunk January 05, 2014
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Robot Jones

Robot Jones is a cute little robot that comes on a show called Whatever Happened to Robot Jones.
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by the-x. January 08, 2005
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Jones Crusher

A girl who grinds down on your dick so hard while she's riding you that you get chaffed and sore. Originally from a Frank Zappa song.
1) That girl I banged last night was a Jones Crusher. My dick was so raw when I woke up it had scabs growing on it.

2) She's a Jones Crusher, Jones Crusher; Deadly jaws, better get the gauze...
by fishymonger February 02, 2011
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jones wack

To hit a vape.
Jones = vape
Wack = to hit
by Barber Shop September 16, 2019
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Levi Jones

A really hot boy, who plays guitar and sings like an angel. With blue eyes, he is like a Vampire but he loves cats so he is a Campire. He is almost in a band with 3 others hot boys, the band is called The tide.
He loves Ed Sheeran and Shawn Mendes and he loves 'A little too much' by Shawn mendes.
Hot levi Jones

campire cat and vampire
by campire March 06, 2015
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Indianapolis Jones

"What in the fuck...are you dressed up like a bumble bee for? And why do you look like Indianapolis Jones?"
by XDavid PolicastroX January 28, 2009
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jiggaboo jones

The self-proclaimed "Number one Nigger in America". Mr. Jones has a website and several videos on YouTube in which he engages in all manner of criminal mischief and "kickin' it". Known for his famous line "LANSD - Like a Nigga say do", he is a shaman of sorts for anyone interested in making a quick (illegal) buck.

Jiggaboo has a particular affinity for thefts, and inside jobs that involve tipoffs from employees or use of technology (such as computer swipe-cards, GPS systems, etc.). He is well versed in technology, weaponry, and booze (Primarily Olde English and Hennesy).

Above all, he treasures life and he lives it to the fullest...if only the "man" would ease up.
"How'd you come in to all that cash?"

"Awww man, Jiggaboo Jones showed me how to make money from illegal immigrants"

"Aww hell yeah, LIKE A NIGGA SAY DO!"
by Dillinger123 September 16, 2006
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