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tism jism

That which is sprayed over a keyboard when certain people read fan fiction of Sonic the Hedgehog being fucked by a choo choo train.
Guy 1: Why is this library computer keyboard so sticky!?

Guy 2: Check the search history...

Guy 1: The last thing searched was "Sonic and the Steam Engine IX."

Guy 2: Quick! Wash your hands-- that's tism jism!
by Jack Atrophy August 10, 2022
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Jism

Another word for semen, jizz, and cum. The white stuff that comes out of a man’s cock.
Larry David: Scum sucking motherfucking whore!
Jeff Garlin: Cock! Cock! Jism! Grandma cock!
by AntiCircumcisionMan September 4, 2023
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Kneelow jism

Wordplay on the word 'neologism'in this case it means giving head to some guy while you're on your knees. When the guy spunks the jizz falls at or below knee level of the person administering said head
I was giving my bf head last night and when he came he gave me. Kneelow jism
by 4realazitgits April 19, 2021
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Cunt jism

The girl juice that comes out of a woman's pussy when she's sexually aroused.
I fingered. My gf's pussy until she came some,

Cunt jism. Then I brushed my teeth 🤣 with it and then we kissed
by 4realazitgits April 19, 2021
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