Jelly

Temazepam. Theraputic sleeping pills.

"Oh yeah, sweet jelly roll;
You bake the best jelly roll in town.
You're the only man that bakes jelly,
And you keep your temper down."

by Kenshi Ryden July 11, 2008

Jelly

A person who has smoked so much marijuana that their brain has turned to jelly. Also known as a burnout, pot head or stoner.

"That dude smokes so much reefer. He is a total Jelly!"

by Mike Peters January 29, 2006

Jelly

A person who does not know anything about personal fitness, someone who is soft (not muscular) and doesn't workout.

How dare you tell me how to lift? Jelly mother fucker.

by PNC Meatheads January 9, 2011

Jellying

When a person at a concert is trying to dance and sing along but is incredibly off beat and usually mouthing the wrong words. The opposite of jamming.

"I'm never taking Derek to a concert again. He was jellying all over the place with no sense of direction or rhythm."

"Do you see the guy with his hippie girlfriend in front of us?"
"Yeah, he's really spreading out his jelly!"
"Couldn't agree more, man Phish is awesome!"

by 802dan January 2, 2010

Jelly

A stupid word used by stupid people, who cannot come up with original words. Replaces an empty space.

Thats jelly" "You're stupid

by RachelBlackburn April 23, 2011

Jellies

A Jelly is the SI unit for measuring fun. One Jelly is equal to three smiles.
It was founded by Dr. Joel Schock in 1994, back when the music was still good. It is currently being proposed to be added to the metric system. It mostly likely will not, because it is a slang term.

"Wow that camping trip was fun! It was at least seven Jellies!"

"That concert rocked the house!"
"Heck yeah! Acording to my chart, it was over 9000 jellies!"
"What? 9000!"

by Tony Grayson October 8, 2008

jellies

Urn pah's belly! And dockys.

Damn homie, take a look at urn pah's jellies!

by kevishto March 2, 2005