Jed

A boy who acts like a girl, hangs out with girls, and is teased by boys for acting like a girl. Not gay. Pretty Girly. Laughs a lot...A LOT. Thinks everything/everyone is funny
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Girl: Sooo, r u gonna go 2 da moovies 2day?
Jed: LYK, i DON'T KNOW! i'll PROBABlY JUST STAY HOME LiSTENiNG 2 DA HiGH SCHOOl MOOSiCAL N GO ON SWEET LIFE OF ZACH AND CODY CHATBOARDS!!!!
by Whatsherface March 08, 2006
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JEDDED

A rapper that released his debut album “Loss” in 2017.
Jack: Did you hear JEDDED’s new album?
Billy: Yeah it was lit!
by JEDDED October 27, 2017
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Jed.

Pl. Jeds
A slang term used to desribe a person who has sexual/intimate relations with their cousins and possibly other close family members. Today, it is commonly used to describe people who have no social skills, are unintelligent or just look stupid. Its origins come from a large, wealthy private school that was large enough to form its own upper class suburb in the north shore of Sydney, Australia.
"Stop spooning your cousin you jed!"

Person one: "Hey Andy I don't think i'll go out on saturday night 'cause I have to watch the third season of Gossip Girl."
Person Two: "Seriously, you are such a jed."
by Anon1991_2010 June 16, 2010
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JED

A person whose a complete lame and has a messed up licencse plate that says something like COOOOOOL.
Stopping being Such a Jed.

You know who you are.
by KMarK November 12, 2003
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Pulling a Jed

by Joliseca March 03, 2021
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Jed Bartles

Lore tells us that Jed Bartles was a mysterious antebellum character, a blundering and addled-minded feral boy who appeared in a small village outside of Dallas, confused and girlishly attractive and only capable of simple, everyday reading skills.



Unpossible. A Jed Bartles creation. For many years, critics wondered if perhaps Jed Bartles was an idiot savant actually accessing parts of his brain that the average person could never dream of, creating new and advanced language. His creation of the word 'unpossible' struck some as an gaffe in remembering the real term, impossible. Others conjectured that unpossible didn't mean impossible at all, but was a new word to describe a much more sophisticated notion, that a certain possibility could be negated entirely and turned into its polar opposite, or made 'unpossible'...

After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.
by Call me Edward Cullen October 16, 2008
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Dirty Jed

When a guy screams and yells while grabbing your boobs way too hard
He gave me a Dirty Jed last night, my boobs are about to fall off.
by Jess Mcleod May 18, 2019
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