Jefferson Nutcracker

When a guy puts his cock in a woman's ass so hard she grabs his balls and cracks them.

Yesterday when i was trying to bang my chick she gave me a jefferson nutcracker.

by Nigs Brownfield November 4, 2008

jazzy jeff

(verb) To throw someone out.
In reference to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air episodes when Will Smith's friend Jazzy Jeff would be physically hurled from the mansion house.

Those guys look like trouble. Do you want me to jazzy jeff them?

by m...... November 10, 2008

Half a Jaffa

Someone, usually from the north of Ireland, who has one Catholic parent and one Protestant parent. Meaning they are half orange

Did you know Johnny was half a jaffa?
His da's in the ra but his mum's an orangewoman

by TPitbull November 3, 2010

Jefferson Airplane

An influential 60's folk rock/psychedelic band with great songs like White Rabbit, D.C.B.A.-25, rejoyce, Third Week In Chelsea, Tobacco Road, and We Can Be Together.

Jefferson Airplane defined the San Francisco sound.

by J.A. October 24, 2004

Port Jefferson High

The smallest High School in the area. By the time you graduate you are sick of everyone because you either a) had more than 4 classes with them since grammer school b) you know their entire background and why they are the way they are, and they know your entire background c) you've hooked up or dated them or everyone d) there is no avoiding these people, you will bump into them almost anywhere, because they are always searching for new people to hang out with just as you are.

a number of the students there reside in Belle Terre, come on guys, drop the thug life theme, you live in a gated community with their own private police.
Also we know that you are not that tough if you have to be a member of the PJ country club because of the town you live in.

by Nicole AC April 29, 2005

jeff

an og sender and old soul who partied a little too hard in the 60s, traveled the world as a writer and photographer and now teaches teens at a school for hippies in the Northwoods

Quotes from Jeff:

“If you remember the 60s, you weren’t there”

“I don’t know how to pass out papers, I never went to teacher school”
*throws papers across the room for students*

“I’m an english teacher and that looks like about 12ft to me,” says Jeff as he instructs his students to climb 50ft up a tree for an english lesson

by ur b1tch November 22, 2019

jazzy jeff

the act of being unceremoniously tossed out of a bar/nightclub by bouncers in the technique employed by Phillip Banks when Will's friend Jazz wanted to stay for dinner.

"As soon as Ben showed his dick to the girl at the bar he got Jazzy-Jeffed by that bouncer with the squint"

by Eggnog February 10, 2005