jacob sartorius 

-Some talentless kid that elementary thru middle school girls crush on. Basically, he lip syncs on this app, "musical.ly" to songs and raps the alphabet. Therefore, he is talentless.

- Many "dank meme" accounts use #stopjacob2k16 just to show how he's popular for no reason

- He used to sing when he was younger, but it sucked ass. Search up "ricegum" on YouTube

12 year old Girl: "OH MY GOD, IS THAT MY BAE JACOB SARTORIUS!?"

Guy: "Ew kys you talentless-13 year old -loving frick! "

jacob sartorius by theberniking June 27, 2016

Jacob Sartorius 

He is most cancerous, cracker 5-yr-old to hit social media. Says "I love you" on twitter to complete strangers which won't matter to him in 1 million years because their making his garbage ass popular. His fanbase of 3-yr-olds will strangle you over there phone/laptop screen if you talk shit about their god, Jacob. Jacob is also the worst roaster in history after the RiceGum incident.

"Jacob Sartorius tried to roast RiceGum."
"Rice isn't the one who needs milk, Jacob is still sucking on his mothers tit."

Jacob Sartorius by MelissaMagnificent August 29, 2016

jacob sartorius 

A piece of shit on a piece of shit app, also known as musically

Girl: ayy what's poppin b? Who the hell is that piece of retarded
Me: ah heeeelllll nah Fam, that's jacob sartorius, a piece of shit amiright

jacob sartorius by Pancancakes November 29, 2016

Jacob Sartorius 

A fuckboy with a lack of talent and eyebrows, the guy on Vines and Magcon that gets roasted everywhere he goes.... He calls himself a "songwriter" but all he can come up with is a song about a filthy sweatshirt....

Nickname: Jacob Saggytits

Friend--- Ew gross Jacob Saggytits touched meh

Me-- I will take care of ur funeral don't worry

R.I.P my friend

Cause of death: Jacob Sartorius

Jacob Sartorius by That_Boss_15 December 25, 2016

jacob satorius

When you binge watch 12 year old vine kids, you are a Jacob Satorius

Ew, look at Mellisa, she is such a jacob satorius

jacob satorius by DogeThaDog July 19, 2016

jacob sartorius 

Jacob Sartorious is literally the most irrelevant person on the Internet. He looks like he's 5 and got famous for nothing...lip syncing. Someone please do us all a favor and deactivate his social media accounts 😩

Person 1: Do you know Jacob Sartorius?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes... 🙄 My life would be way better off without him.

jacob sartorius by missraylena July 7, 2016

Jacob sartorius 

13 yr old, who films vines and has like every single social media there is

Jacob sartorius sweatshirt parody-
Bart Baker as Jacob- I’m a really young guy
In fact I am only thirteen
I got famous making shitty Vines
And cringey lipsyncs on Musical.ly

Jacob sartorius by Fuckingfaggotfucker July 18, 2016