by Simple! August 26, 2013
Get the insurance fuckmug. What you pay to a church in donation, tithe, promissory, loyalty and allegiance 'guaranteeing' you a comfortable afterlife in that religions ethereal real estate. The one type of insurance than nobody can be held to account for and those selling it never having to pay up.
Mario don't give a shit bout doin' another hit because his afterlife insurance premiums are paid up.
by Beldar's big brother September 27, 2015
Get the Afterlife Insurancemug. A much needed and often over looked life necessity, ever lose a spoon and cannot find it, ever been without one.
well with spoon insurance there is no need to fear while your trusty insured spoons are near! the damage and rust that is no fuss, with spoon insurance its an easy fix!
so be at ease while your utensil is pleased.
well with spoon insurance there is no need to fear while your trusty insured spoons are near! the damage and rust that is no fuss, with spoon insurance its an easy fix!
so be at ease while your utensil is pleased.
Kawaii: Bruh I cannot find my spoon?!
Necri: was it insured?
Kawaii: Omg no I really should of signed up for that spoon insurance!
Necri: was it insured?
Kawaii: Omg no I really should of signed up for that spoon insurance!
by Necri December 17, 2021
Get the Spoon Insurancemug. A social or informal practice where a group of girls collectively discuss and potentially exaggerate an event that didn't go in one girl's favor, with the aim of depreciating the other parties values and worth in hopes of making them be hated, or seen as a disturbance by others.
One evening, Isabella and her four friends convened in her living room, the atmosphere tinged with a mixture of empathy and concern. Isabella shared her emotional turmoil over the recent breakup, recounting the events leading to the dissolution of her relationship. Her friends, keenly attuned to her feelings, engaged in discussions that gradually integrated elements of 'Girl Insurance.'
Within the context of these conversations, facts regarding the breakup were interwoven with strategic exaggerations, tactfully crafting a narrative that depicted Isabella's former partner in a less favorable light. The focus subtly shifted towards underscoring perceived shortcomings and inconsistencies in the partner's character and values.
Through the artful engagement of 'Girl Insurance,' Sarah, Jessica, and Mia endeavored to subtly depreciate Isabella's former partner's values and worth within the collective perception. The calculated intent was to evoke a sentiment that bordered on aversion among their social circle, fostering an environment in which Isabella's former partner's actions were viewed as discordant with shared values and norms.
Within the context of these conversations, facts regarding the breakup were interwoven with strategic exaggerations, tactfully crafting a narrative that depicted Isabella's former partner in a less favorable light. The focus subtly shifted towards underscoring perceived shortcomings and inconsistencies in the partner's character and values.
Through the artful engagement of 'Girl Insurance,' Sarah, Jessica, and Mia endeavored to subtly depreciate Isabella's former partner's values and worth within the collective perception. The calculated intent was to evoke a sentiment that bordered on aversion among their social circle, fostering an environment in which Isabella's former partner's actions were viewed as discordant with shared values and norms.
by Folding chair August 21, 2023
Get the Girl Insurancemug. Recognizing the responsibility of having children is so costly that you decide to freeze your testicles to make sure that accidents don't happen.
Testicles are frozen for later use.
Testicles are frozen for later use.
"Holy Smokes, did you see Juli's son took a crap on her porch?... Her husband should have had some BALListic insurance."
by zoogi0 May 7, 2009
Get the BALListic insurancemug. I just crashed my car, oh well good job I paid my car insurance when I wasn't skint because I wouldn't be able to pay for the damages now
by UltimateDoge November 11, 2022
Get the Car Insurancemug. by enfueg013 June 17, 2012
Get the Endurance Insurancemug.