dirty santorum

Dirty Sanchez but with corn is a Dirty Santorum

I pulled my dick out of that Mexican, whoa not only shit but shit with corn, and gave her a Dirty Santorum

by Sick of Bigots January 20, 2012

Fuck's Santorum

Pretty much means Dan Savage's "santorum," but with the "fuck" having possession.

Used as "What in Fuck's Santorum" or "Why in Fuck's Santorum?" Like, "What in Jesus' name?"

"What in fuck's santorum is a 'gender-reveal party' and why in fuck's santorum would anyone care?"

by Brash Lion September 24, 2012

Google Santorum

To gargle a mouthful of Santorum (the frothy mixture of fecal matter and lube after anal sex).

I was drunk, she was fly, things got weird, and before I knew it, I had a wet, nasty mouthful - I never thought I would Google Santorum.

by lowlights June 12, 2011

Santorum's Law

A rule that states if you aren't being ridiculed with vile, hate-filled, vitriolic, death threats and insults because of your views, you aren't trying hard enough.

You :Man, I told this lady I was pro-life and she started freaking out and calling me awful names telling me she wished my mom would have aborted me!
Friend: Santorum's Law, man.

by djshawman2 January 4, 2013

Rick Santorum

A former Pennsylvania senator running in the republican presidential primary who is currently under attack from vicious, immature, despicable internet haters because of some legitimate political positions he holds regarding conservatism.

Rick Santorum is a presidential candidate whose beliefs about America represent more than half of the population.

by Brian001 April 10, 2012

Rick Santorum Effect

The more you learn about someone and spend time with them, the less you like them.

Janet: So, how was your date last night?

Valerie: It was ok, it's our 20th date, and I liked him way better when I barely knew him.

Janet: He had a Rick Santorum Effect on you.

by Potterfan344 June 8, 2012

Santorum Sweater Vest

After two men have unprotected anal sex, they wipe the frothy mixture of semen and fecal matter on a third man's chest hair.

Rick volunteered to wear the Santorum Sweater Vest after the night's rigorous gay orgy.

by SpoogeyMcSpoogerton January 11, 2012