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johnny depth-finder

An actor, who's most famous roles include:
-captain jack daniels on pirates of the celestial universe
-mort 'horse face' rainey on secret lindo
-jilbert snape on who's eating out jilbert snape's mom
-willy wanker on willy wanker and the black man who got caught in the chocolate river and ended up drowning, and then his family hired a lawyer and sued mr. wanker. they ended up winning in court and opposing council was forced to give up his factory 'ex libris' and it is now owned by the negro's family, hence why the candy is tainted with cocaine and tastes like shit.
-george lung on blow, a movie about oral sex.
-chicken mcchugget on that one 'ba-dah-bah-bah-bah' commercial for 'mickey d's'

fuck it, we'll do it live.
johnny depth-finder is a fuck.
someday, I may just have to throw this piece of shit out the window.
by liberalwizardtyler June 30, 2008
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exaggerate the depth of voice

When someone repeats what another person said with a deeper tone.
Teenage Girl: I was going to wear that new skirt I bought but my dad said, "IT'S INAPPROPRIATE FOR THE OCCASION."

Mom: Your father didn't say it like that. Don't exaggerate the depth of voice.
by Tupac715 July 26, 2010
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Depth charge (shit term)

When you take a shit and a nugget falls and hits the water causing a collumn of water to shoot back up and hit your asshole
Damnit, I hate depth charges, the water is always so cold it makes my asshole pucker
by Your mom April 28, 2004
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North Korean Depth Charge

The act of someone taking a shit on another persons pillow by shitting in the pillow case so the victim doesn't see it leading to a smelly nights sleep because of the fat turd you left in their pillow case.
"During camp I pranked a counselor by leaving a north korean depth charge in his pillow case and thats why for the last 2 weeks of camp he was in a shitty mood."
by T-rent October 16, 2018
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Urban Depth Charge

Term used for when a vehicle ahead of you drops their spare tire from underneath the bumper. Causing you to swerve or hit it.
I was hauling ass down I-95 when the spare wheel on the vehicle I was following came off and dropped in front of our vehicle, like some sort of Urban Depth Charge !!!
by trekker1801 October 14, 2010
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Depthful

Adjective. Used to describe distance and depth of objects in relation to each other.

Context: "Use dead leaves from the pale forest Minecraft to kind of create like a little bit of broken up rock, and you can have the smoke going in behind it, to give it that extra dimension. To really make it feel extra depthful... Did we just make up a word?!" GoodTimesWithScar "My Favorite Build EVER! - Hermitcraft Episode 38!", 2025, Youtube, 14:39,
going in behind it, to give it that extra dimension. To really make it feel extra depthful...
by 10Zeitgeist01 April 27, 2025
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Davenport depth charge

The act of cupping ones hand over his rectum while in the shower allowing his hand to fill with water, then farting with force to evacuate the water, in essence, water bonging his own fart.
Pulled off such a horrible Davenport depth charge that I had to retile the bathroom. I now know not to eat in the shower
by We5ticle5 January 7, 2021
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