jiffy

Someone who is usually madddd serious but for once looks happy as hell

Yo steven be looking madddd jiffy when we chill or talk on the phone

by Valerie aka Loka January 1, 2006

jiffy

an interjection usually preceding a greeting or farewell. Invented by a small boy in Minnesota.

"Jiffy what up"
"Jiffy hey hey"
"Jiffy see you later"

by Philip J April 24, 2004

Jiffy Lube

When two guys are having butt sex and the guy on the receiving end takes a shit.

Jim: What the hell IS that?
John: Just giving us a jiffy lube.
Jim: Oh. OK then.

by OminousT May 29, 2009

jiffy-pop

A particularly large, hairy bush, reminiscent of the old Jiffy-Pop popcorn which was heated on the stove. It was a foil pie pan with aluminum foil on top. Inside was popping corn and oil, and when put over flame, exploded into a metallic afro of sorts, filled with popcorn!

"Dude, look at the bulge in her slacks! I bet that motherfucker has a jiffy-pop!"

by jdog1096 May 23, 2005

jiffy pop

A large teased up balloon-like hair style finished smooth with a several coats of hair spray. Maintenance requires wearing a plastic rain bonnet or flimsy nyson scarf for outdoor activities or driving, special neck support pillows to elevate one's head above the sleep surface for nighttime protection (see Sunday newspaper supplement), frequent hand smoothing and mirror cross-checks to confirm finish integrity and global symmetry, and regular Saturday morning salon makeovers.

We had great seats for the wedding until those two jiffy pops took the seats in front of us.

Not tonight--my jiffy pop might crack.

by Tom Sr. October 27, 2005

Jiffy Lube

When you're getting it on with a girl and she all of the sudden dries up, you have to quickly eat her out for awhile to get her wet again before you lose your hard on.

When she dried up during sex, I had to give her a jiffy lube to keep it going.

by bigs November 9, 2008

jiffy snuge

Peanut Butter Cunt

jiffy snuge = when a woman wipes from back to front.

by Hollywood23 December 15, 2012