I AIN'T FIGGING

It is a truism that says, I AIN'T KIDDING. I FIGGED in new ways.

To FIG is to have hot food SEX with your ASSHOLE or I AIN'T FIGGING as EATING SHIT with your ORAL CAVITY is ORAL FIGGING because it comes down to where each HOLES these normally belong to in the FIRST PLACE which means I AIN'T FIGGING as HAPPY FIGGING.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 10, 2021

I ain't

I am a pussy

Mohammed: "I ain't"

Random guy: "Yeah I know you're a pussy, you don't have to say it."

by ricky.gotdonney August 29, 2023

I ain't do nothing

aint = didn't
didn't = did not
not nothing = something
I ain't do nothing = I did not do nothing = I did something

"I ain't do nothing!"
so you did something, huh?
:nerd emoji:

by < ^ > v April 05, 2023

I ain't sweat

I ain't sweat
= I am not lying!

Police: Did you do it?
Guy: Ayo no!
Police: Don't lie!
Guy: Bruv, I ain't sweat!

by Ya Word Definer May 21, 2018

I AIN'T FUCKING READIN' ALL THAT

I ain't fucking reading of all that

guy; makes a whole ass paragraph

me; I AIN'T FUCKING READIN' ALL THAT

by bhubhuh May 20, 2023