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i want to eat bread

kayla: i want to eat bread

john: what does that mean?

kayla: … dumbass
by tony lopez x james charles November 15, 2021
mugGet the i want to eat breadmug.
A metaphor that means that something is so cute, well you would eat it up. Really, it’s pretty terrifying. A funny though is just thinking if this goes for every animal when the eat something.
Lion: this youngling is so cute that I would eat you up!
Antelopes: aw thank you, she gets it from her mommy
Lion: *proceeds to maul and brutally kill the baby*
by Hentai-Man, the Bamboozler. October 1, 2020
mugGet the So cute that I would eat you up!mug.
Similar to I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

A chick so incredibly hot that you would poke through her feces to recover undigested corn to eat.
"That Jamie is so hot, I would eat the corn out of her shit"
by WhiskeyTangoFox March 8, 2009
mugGet the I would eat the corn out of her shitmug.

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