hitting paydirt

When upon removal of the penis from the anus--after and ONLY after FULL anal penetration (full anal penetration being defined as the scrotum making full contact with the "ass cheeks")--the penis head emerges COVERED in fecal matter.

NOTE: It must be the head of the penis and not the shaft which is covered in fecal matter. A covered shaft is known as a "brown barber pole" and should not be misidentified as "hitting paydirt."

Upon conclusion of a good round of anal sex, Ron gazed proudly at his shit covered helmet and excitedly proclaimed: "Hey, hey! I hit paydirt!"

by Captain Insano July 12, 2004

hitting the Y

The good old-fashioned, proven missionary-position.

I guess you gonna be hittin' the Y with that boy tonight? C'mon?

by Scott October 10, 2003

Hitting Skins

Having sex. Comes from the Irish phrase for sex - "bualadh craiceann". The phrase "bualadh leathair" is also used, and literally means "hitting leather"

I was hitting skins with your mom last night.

by an fear is fearr August 14, 2008

false hottiness

to see a guy/girl from a distance and declare that they are attractive, and then see them up close only to realize that they are not.

Friend 1: "Check out the fine girl coming this way..."
(Girl gets closer)

Friend 2: "Yo man, don't declare false hottiness."

by Flight Dogg September 20, 2005

hitting roof

The uncomfortable sensation a woman feels during intercourse with a man if her partner is too well-endowed and is hitting her cervix.

He was hitting roof

by Meldragonfly November 29, 2013

hitting it harder

Hitting a golf ball so that it goes extremely far

sydnee: jack, can you help me with hitting it harder?
jack ryan: all the way baby ;)

by sean patrick dolan November 9, 2016

hitting the onion

Going on the deep web through then onion and looking through what society has become

Are you hitting the onion later?

by Professor onion January 4, 2018