Alabama Hotpocket

When you defecate inside of your sister’s vaginal canal and proceed to have sexual intercourse with a burning sensation.
“I gave my sister an Alabama Hotpocket after a long day of working on the farm.”
by cwbyz April 12, 2023
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Cowboy Hotpocket

When a man buttfucks a person from behind by wrapping his unit around the person like a cowboy lasso.
"I can barely walk straight after he gave me a cowboy hotpocket..."
by Silly_Mike October 04, 2022
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lasagna hotpocket

When it's a hot sweaty day and woman who is on her period and has a yeast infection, her vagina resembles a slice of lasagna. The ricotta cheese and meat sauce wrapped in melted mozzarella and soft lasagna noodle is what is between this woman's legs.
It's so hot out i have a lasagna hotpocket in my pants! Hot and nasty!
by Loadedtatertot June 04, 2019
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Backdoor Hotpocket

The backdoor hotpocket is just another term for the anus.
Man, i went and saw sara last night. She let me put it in her Backdoor Hotpocket
by paulykush July 27, 2018
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Hotpocket powers

Super powers used by a couple who love each other to thwart relationship ruiners but conjuring boiling lava hot hotpockets and squeezing them into peoples faces. Users may or may not wear matching "H" and "P" costumes.
This faggot is trying to break us up, lets use our hotpocket powers and melt his flesh!
by Juzz, AMR March 22, 2009
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Jewabama hotpocket

Dude that dirty jew got jewabama hotpocketed
by Kapenkrunk June 15, 2011
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Jewish hotpocket

When you fuck a girl so hard in the butt she shits, and you shove the turd in her gaping pussy hole and go down on her.
Good game bro, I could totally go for a Jewish hotpocket right now”.
by Yngbenji August 21, 2019
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