Hot Pocket

the act of lubing your condum with icy-hot then fucking the bitch till she thinks she has gonneria

Joe mommas gotta hot pocket

by Joe Thuggalo February 12, 2007

Hot Pocket

Slang term for vagina.

That girl is so fine I'd stick it in her hot pocket.

by fkdamir September 22, 2013

hot pocket

a unit of measure roughly equal to 2 minutes. derived from the time it takes to cook a Hot Pocket in a microwave.

It took him three hot pockets to finish reading his email

by Bill Farley January 26, 2005

Hot Pocket

a word (phrase) used to describe the lower pupic region on the female body

many celebrities today are showing off their hot pockets to the media!

by Patrick Norton March 30, 2008

Hot Pocketing

Like smoking weed in a car (hot boxing), but when you enclose yourself in a blanket and bake the shit out of it: Hot Pocketing!

Joe: Brrrr, it's freezing out here!
Mike: I know, lets go Hot Pocketing up in this bitch.

by Charles McChuckles October 2, 2009

Hot-Pocket

The sneaky "Dutch oven." An inadvertent fart displaced during sleep causing one to wake up and scream, HOT POCKET!

My night's slumber was sound 'til I woke to an olfactory overload from Alison's "hot-pocket. "

or

Did I hot-pocket you last night?

by Squidvictory January 21, 2010

Hot pocket

A white guy who wears a red hat, and is an asshole

Jordan is such a hot pocket!

by Dstealthx February 18, 2014