Irish Horseshoe

The art of giving Irish Horseshoes is one in which a man takes someone of either gender, pops their eyes out of their sockets, and proceeds to shove his testicles in the now empty eye sockets.

He pounced upon his foe and gave him a full on Irish Horseshoe

by senior sanchez October 24, 2011

horseshoes and hand grenades

a phrase generally used in the armed forces meaning good luck (horseshoes) and may you have plenty of ammo. (hand grenades. )

Man #1: Get ready for battle. Horseshoes and hand grenades!
Man #2: You too!

by helpymcgee1371 March 10, 2011

real horseshoe crab hours

it means molly wants to have sex with you

“yes it is definitely real horseshoe crab hours ray”

by getownedmollylol June 29, 2019

throwed like a set of horseshoes

Spun the fuck out

Throwed like a set of horseshoes at the family picnic

by Cal333 October 15, 2021

horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war

Even though you missed it by a tiny amount, you still didn't get there.

A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".

With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.

Luke : "Are you ready to go? We have to get to the airport, NOW!"
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".

Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".

by EdwardW266 May 2, 2011

Alabama HorseShoe

When you obtain man milk and slather it on the bottom of someone's feet and let it crust

Person one: Im gonna give you an alabama horseshoe
Person two: Oh yes daddy i love my feet being crust

by c3rr0t July 4, 2025

The Horseshoe

With a semi erect penis fold the penis in half long ways and attempt to penetrate female vagina for double the pleasure.
Will not work if fully erect.

As soon as he performed the Horseshoe we heard a loud scream from the bedroom.

by Crimmdaddy April 23, 2018