The act of smoking a cigarette, normally done in a squatting position.
Wheres Lee?
Oh he’s out back cranking hoons
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Holy shit, are you kidding me!?!? It hasn't been defined yet!?!?! WELL! Shannon was truly one of the greatest musicians ever to live, a real inspiration. His music was transcendental, he could change your mood with a song. His voice was opaque, poignant belittling amazement. Go listen to "No Rain" and "Change" by Blind Melon. You will be hooked. And check out the lyrics below, you will love them. Shannon had a daughter named Nico Blue, but unfortunately, she lost her daddy to drugs in 1995- she was a month old. And the world lost an inspiration and an idol, a second father to all. Rest in peace, Shannon. We all love you, and miss you. You are never forgotten for a day. You keep me dreaming, boy.
Change, by Shannon Hoon.

I don't feel the suns comin' out today

its staying in, its gonna find another way.

As I sit here in this misery, I don't

think I'll ever see the sun from here.

And oh as I fade away,

they'll all look at me and say, and they'll say,

Hey look at him! I'll never live that way.

But that's okay

they're just afraid to change.

When you feel your life ain't worth living

you've got to stand up and

take a look around you then a look way up to the sky.

And when your deepest thoughts are broken,

keep on dreaming boy, cause when you stop dreamin' it's time to die.

And as we all play parts of tomorrow,

some ways will work and other ways we'll play.

But I know we all can't stay here forever,

so I want to write my words on the face of today.

and then they'll paint it

And oh as I fade away,

they'll all look at me and they'll say,

Hey look at him and where he is these days.

When life is hard, you have to change.

No Rain, by Shannon Hoon.

All I can say is that my life is pretty plain

I like watchin' the puddles gather rain

And all I can do is just pour some tea for two

and speak my point of view

But it's not sane, It's not sane

I just want some one to say to me

I'll always be there when you wake

Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today

So stay with me and I'll have it made

And I don't understand why I sleep all day

And I start to complain that there's no rain

And all I can do is read a book to stay awake

And it rips my life away, but it's a great escape

escape......escape......escape......

All I can say is that my life is pretty plain

ya don't like my point of view

ya think I'm insane

Its not sane......it's not sane
by Starchiiild Nirvana. August 10, 2009
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Hokkien term for cigarettes that are self rolled



Annnnnnnggggggggg......hoOOOOoooonnnnnn

Uncle, one ang hoon please
by Shanny Wawa February 19, 2009
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Most often meaning to throw very hard(1) , but can be used to substitute a wide array of verbs, such as swallow hard (2), hit hard (3), be very tired or hungover (4), pull hard (5), vomit severely (6), etc.
1. He didn't have time to hit the ball once I threw it. I absolutely hooned it one!
2. If you don't like the taste, just hold your nose and friggin' hoon it back!
3. Yeah, he's in hospital now. The bouncer absolutely hooned him one.
4. Fuck me - I did that many gratons last night I'm absolutely hooned.
5. Hoon that keg over here and let's get hooned.
6. Absolutely hooned my guts up last night. Just constant hoon after hoon for hours.
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A noun and verb:
When someone dies while hot like Shannon Hoon. This term does not apply to someone who was once hot, got old or ugly, then dies. Only hotties who die while hot.

Hoon jagging (present tense)
Hoon jagged (past tense)
Hot chick#1: What bummer about Heath Ledger, that was a Hoon Jag.
or
Overdosing hottie to girlfriend: I think I'm Hoon Jagging!
Girlfreind to overdosing hottie: DON'T YOU HOON JAG ME!
or
Out of the loop Hot chick #1: What happened to Heath Ledger?
In the loop Hot chick #2:Oh he got Hoon Jagged.
by Emafer March 24, 2008
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dashing, dapper, aka the asian persuasian, fantastically compact, god like hair and intelect, most man per cubic inch ya gonna get. makes frank santra look like a hobo. one must wash their mouth when speaking of him and seer their mouth when they use his name. non compare to this being of greatness
when god said let their be light .... Ji-Hoon said "say please"

ohhh my Ji-Hoon save our souls from eaternal damnation

Goodness gracious great balls of Ji-Hoon
by MurZZ93 November 26, 2010
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Verb

To get intoxicated. To consume more than a month's recommended alcohol in less than 5 hours.

Often thought to be referring to Geoff Hoon's (British MP) love for the occasional crafty pint or ten.
Let's get hooned

I don't know why you'd talk to girls. You'd just want to get hooned.

We're off to the Hoon Saloon
by geoffreythegigolo March 16, 2009
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