by gh3 January 9, 2010

(n) The hooch douche is a home-made douching kit created by and for any slut of a woman. The hooch douche is most frequently created and used by rig bitches after the rig-pigs have pulled their wagon train through. In order to be an official hooch douche, the kit must contain at least 3 heavy duty cleaning agents such as vinegar, spray-nine, varsol, gasoline, bleach etc. to kill off any and all fungi, bacteria and warts. The Hooch Douche is often used in conjuction with the slut rag and can be used in both vaginal and anal orifices.
by KateAk44 May 25, 2007

by Daniel and Erik August 6, 2007

The lady at most Wal-Mart checkout counters.
by Mike Lee aka Dr. Gonzo August 14, 2003

Any male genitalia that can fly. This includes but is not limited to figures of speech, virtual penis monsters, and dong copters.
by JesusRoboRaptorTron-o-matic 69 July 7, 2009

Pooch is a dog or puppy and hooch is what we called our abode while in Viet-Nam. It can also be defined a place where the hubby goes when the wife is pissed off at him.
by mahat macoat November 10, 2009

a moist flap of skin, often hairy and dark brown. If you get lucky sometimes you can find rubbery gooey hooch flaps. Often found on a hooch dog or a balls chinnigan McGuffin. Hooch flaps can not be found in south west asia, so don't bother looking there. But the Hot Spot for Hooch flaps are in north America and sometimes south east Africa. Good luck on your hooch flap search
by hoochfan November 3, 2013
