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hooch poop

the bowel movement following a night of mixing beer and liquor. similar to the beer shit
Guy 1: oh that smells nasty!

Guy 2: sorry i had a hooch poop
by gh3 January 9, 2010
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Hooch Douche

(n) The hooch douche is a home-made douching kit created by and for any slut of a woman. The hooch douche is most frequently created and used by rig bitches after the rig-pigs have pulled their wagon train through. In order to be an official hooch douche, the kit must contain at least 3 heavy duty cleaning agents such as vinegar, spray-nine, varsol, gasoline, bleach etc. to kill off any and all fungi, bacteria and warts. The Hooch Douche is often used in conjuction with the slut rag and can be used in both vaginal and anal orifices.
Damn, that rig bitch needs to whip herself up a hooch douche, I heard she got DVDA'd last night
by KateAk44 May 25, 2007
mugGet the Hooch Douchemug.

madam hooch

someone who is too retarded to play quidditch, and is therefore the ref.
nick, your sooch a madam hooch.
by Daniel and Erik August 6, 2007
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hooch bitch

An overweight, white, middle-class, post pregnant woman...usually with no transportation.
The lady at most Wal-Mart checkout counters.
by Mike Lee aka Dr. Gonzo August 14, 2003
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Madame Hooch

Any male genitalia that can fly. This includes but is not limited to figures of speech, virtual penis monsters, and dong copters.
Guy: Hey my dick was flying last night!
Girl: Yeah it was a real madame hooch!
mugGet the Madame Hoochmug.

Pooch-hooch

Pooch is a dog or puppy and hooch is what we called our abode while in Viet-Nam. It can also be defined a place where the hubby goes when the wife is pissed off at him.
I screwed up and now I'm in the pooch-hooch
by mahat macoat November 10, 2009
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hooch flap

a moist flap of skin, often hairy and dark brown. If you get lucky sometimes you can find rubbery gooey hooch flaps. Often found on a hooch dog or a balls chinnigan McGuffin. Hooch flaps can not be found in south west asia, so don't bother looking there. But the Hot Spot for Hooch flaps are in north America and sometimes south east Africa. Good luck on your hooch flap search
Them are some nice hooch flaps you got there!
by hoochfan November 3, 2013
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