philadelphia honeymoon

A murder-suicide.

Person 1: Hey have you heard from Johnny and Mary lately? Feels like they disappeared.
Person 2: Oh you didn't know? They went off on a Philadelphia honeymoon last Christmas? Mary found out Johnny was cheating on her and she took him out with a .38 special and then turned it on herself. Ain't no coming back from that.

by WetBanditMarv December 19, 2019

honeymoon phase

when some one has lost a third of the amount of weight they would like to.

person A: its so hard being stuck in my honeymoon phase, i just cant lose the rest of this weight

person B: L, that sucks for you

by sennmiluvtoyaneyluhavorr April 18, 2024

Honeymoon trail

The female version of the happy trail, brandished by a woman truly confident in her body.

Friend: My girl is shaved clean as a dolphin.
Me: That's wack, I'd rather follow the honeymoon trail to the magic forest.

by Mandingo Shakespeare July 17, 2023

Honeymoon Cocktail

The act of a woman placing her cupped hand over her cum filled pussy then sitting on her male suitor’s face to perform oral stimulation with cum dripping down.

Guy 1: “I loaded my girlfriend’s snatch with cum last night.”
Guy 2: “Oh man! Did she get pissed?”
Guy 1: “Nah! She gave me a Honeymoon Cocktail.”
Guy 2:“I must say, I never indulged.”
Guy 1:“She keeps the semen in her vagina with a cupped hand then sits on your face for some tongue manipulation allowing the cum to ooze out into your mouth.”
Guy 2: “Is that gay?”
Guy 1: “No! That is not gay!”

by Capt. Ivan Drago February 2, 2024

honeymoon special

When you jizz in your newly Weds mouth and she spits it back in your mouth then you eat here pussy causing pregnancy

I gave my wife the honeymoon special last night.

by Donut8931 May 17, 2018

honeymoon lana del rey

lana del reys best album

lana stan: oh you know lanas best album?
amazing and beautiful people: oh you mean honeymoon lana del rey? yeah thats her best album

by swansongstan July 26, 2024

honeymoon hopper

A person who loves the initial rush of endorphins from the early dating phase. They use their charm and flattery and gestures to make you feel special, but when a real moment comes along where the idealised fantasy they have of you starts to crack, they lose interest and move onto the next one, and the cycle continues.

He honeymoon-hopped me

I would stay clear of her, I heard she's a honeymoon hopper

by Ms. Mirror February 25, 2023