Homer Simpson

Age: 39
Height: 6'
Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.")
Kids: 2.5
IQ: 75
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts.

"Homer Simpson is the fat, selfish epitome of America." -Kang and Kodos

by G-Union February 24, 2004

Homer Thompson

Homer Simpson's new identity due to a relocation program the Simpsons used after Sideshow Bob began plotting against murdering Bart. Homer would never respond when 'Hello, Mr. Thompson' was said to him.

"When I stomp on your foot, you smile and nod. {Stomping} Hello Mr. Thompson..."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003

homer simpson

homer is my hero...he is the greatest man in the history of human existance

"If you're gonna get mad at me every time i do something stupid, i guess ill just stop doing stupid things"

by waAGhA! March 15, 2005

Homer Simpson

Everyone's favorite over-weight, yellow-bellied bald-guy. Wears a short-sleeved shirt when wearing a tie. Isn't that weird?

"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man - from Happyland! In a gum-drop house on Lollypop Lane! ... Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 03, 2003

blind homer

to support a team so blindly as to defy conventional wisdom

Jacko is such a blind homer that he thinks the Ravens will go 13-3 despite their awful record last year and their horrible players.

by Jacko Hater September 29, 2008

Surf Homer

Generally refers to a large group of soccer parents who, despite being abused by a popular youth soccer club based in San Diego, continue to sing its praises.

Me: Hey Som & Deb why do you continue to trudge through muddy horse manure laden parking lots to deal with pretentious parents and snotty kids when there are a million other clubs out there?

Them: Because we love Surf and need the Surf patch to validate our self worth!

Me: You are such Surf Homers!

by usernamenotfound401 December 18, 2014

Bunting A Homer

It is generally know as a sexual act that only happens in a gas station in Cleveland, it involves a tiger, 3 bowls of pudding, a german gas mask, and 411.385 plastic dildos.

yo Henri "danger" Bergeron was totally bunting a homer with that chick last week.

by James franchesco III May 29, 2011