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happy hoarder

a derogatory term used by Dylan Cruz to describe someone who does not suffer from personality disorders and/or other mental issues.
Do you want it? So you can add it to your pile of stuff that keeps you happy? You fucking happy hoarder.
by the_girl_who_hacks_dylan April 16, 2021
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Poke Hoarder

A facebook user that refuses to 'poke back' a large group of people. This gives the hoarder a false sense of security that he/she has friends that care about the hoarder. The hoarder then refuses to 'poke' these people back fore the hoarder will as if they are starting a 'poke war' and are being a bad friend.
Person A: "Yo dogs, check dis out. I gots 53 friends all tryin to get me to poke dem back"

Person B: "Wow, you be one of dem poke hoarders"
by SOTHEYSAY May 7, 2011
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Media Hoarder

to have a bunch of junk on your phone, computer, etc.
Alex: Dave get a video of this.
Dave: My phone won't let me I have over 100 videos
Alex: You Media Hoarder
by DHurricane13 March 29, 2011
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Penis Hoarder

A person who hoards a lot of cock. Usually they are a huge slut who likes nothing more than to take a bunch of dicks.
Alison is a huge penis hoarder. Did you hear about all the guys she hooked up with last weekend?
by Tina221 December 2, 2010
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Data Hoarder

The IT person in the company that holds a little known data base with all the key information. They use it to their advantage without sharing with others.
Lincoln is a Data Hoarder !!! He looks so smart because he has the MB Database with all the workstation information. Funny he doesn't give anyone else access to that company data. Grrrr.
by Macpony November 6, 2012
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porn hoarder

Some asshole who hoards all the motherfucking porn! They have all the porn and you have a boner and they wont let you use their fucking porn to beat off and cum.
Stop hoarding all the porn you shit sucking porn hoarder! Fuck!
by NickPierce September 7, 2009
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Sack hoarder

One who hoards sacks; the act of accumulating as much sack as one can take
That cunt over there is such a sack hoarder! Thats the 5th sack today!
by squawla February 27, 2009
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