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Media Hoarder

to have a bunch of junk on your phone, computer, etc.
Alex: Dave get a video of this.
Dave: My phone won't let me I have over 100 videos
Alex: You Media Hoarder
by DHurricane13 March 29, 2011
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Poke Hoarder

A facebook user that refuses to 'poke back' a large group of people. This gives the hoarder a false sense of security that he/she has friends that care about the hoarder. The hoarder then refuses to 'poke' these people back fore the hoarder will as if they are starting a 'poke war' and are being a bad friend.
Person A: "Yo dogs, check dis out. I gots 53 friends all tryin to get me to poke dem back"

Person B: "Wow, you be one of dem poke hoarders"
by SOTHEYSAY May 7, 2011
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Desktop Hoarder

Similar to a regular hoarder, but a Desktop Hoarder is someone who has a ton of junk on their PC they refuse to delete
That girl has a 2 terabyte hard drive 90% full of junk she refuses to get rid of. She is a Desktop Hoarder.
by Moltres Rider December 15, 2012
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Penis Hoarder

A person who hoards a lot of cock. Usually they are a huge slut who likes nothing more than to take a bunch of dicks.
Alison is a huge penis hoarder. Did you hear about all the guys she hooked up with last weekend?
by Tina221 December 2, 2010
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Data Hoarder

The IT person in the company that holds a little known data base with all the key information. They use it to their advantage without sharing with others.
Lincoln is a Data Hoarder !!! He looks so smart because he has the MB Database with all the workstation information. Funny he doesn't give anyone else access to that company data. Grrrr.
by Macpony November 6, 2012
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porn hoarder

Some asshole who hoards all the motherfucking porn! They have all the porn and you have a boner and they wont let you use their fucking porn to beat off and cum.
Stop hoarding all the porn you shit sucking porn hoarder! Fuck!
by NickPierce September 7, 2009
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Sack hoarder

One who hoards sacks; the act of accumulating as much sack as one can take
That cunt over there is such a sack hoarder! Thats the 5th sack today!
by squawla February 27, 2009
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