Herpes

A term used by Spanish speaking individuals.

Hey vato, your piece of pie fell on the floor so my sister is going to give you herpes!

by McChopper December 19, 2008

herp

Herpes

One with Herp - has herpes

Herpes, the HSV (Herpes Simplex Virus) relative of chicken pox, herpes lays dormant until times of immunocompromisation when it will reinfect an individual for the rest of their lives.

That Herped Whore
Dude shes peppered with Herp
HAHAHAHA dude you caught herp
I gotta get ma herp checked first bitch

by Deanios December 25, 2007

herp

1 - used as a function word to express assent or agreement : YES 2 - an expression or gesture of greeting : HELLO 3 - used at the end of a statement to signify the statements end Antonym : NERP

Person 1: Are we going out tonight?
Person 2: Herp!

Person 1: Hello.
Person 2: Herp!

Lets go out to dinner herp.

by J-Rock November 5, 2004

herp

A cross between a hiccup and a burp.

After Kelly D. takes a big swig of cold Diet Coke, she often does a herp.

by lisel May 24, 2004

herp

A very ugly girl. A messed up situation or scenario.

Dude, that girl is fucking herp!

by Stubs December 12, 2004

Herpes

Something you do NOT want coming back positive at the doctors office...

I just took a test at the doctor... I think I have herpes in the mouth.

by Alxaisapenguin August 29, 2015

Herp

When someone gives you herpes by raping you

Help! He's herping me!

by Seamus Harte November 3, 2017