Herpes' Law

Herpes' Law is an adage or epigram that is typically stated as: "If you don't get tested for an std, you can be assured you don't have one. Only once the knowledge of an std is brought to light, is the disease active."

Naw bro I'm clean......Herpes' Law.

by Commonersflaw May 8, 2011

Herpes Island

Herpes Island is a magical place of modern folklore where smiling happy beautiful people ride bicycles and make love on the beach all day. It has been said that the only requirement to join this exclusive community is that you have herpes. Valtrex seems to have rare footage of this mythical locale.

"Wow. That looks like paradise. Do you know where that is?"

"That's Herpes Island, dog..."

"Can I go there?"

"Ya, but only if you have herpes."

"Sweet, I'm there."

by plopmeout12 March 8, 2009

Herpes by association

This is when herpes can be contracted simply by having skanky friends who are contaminated.

Eww. (Insert name here) is friends with (insert name here). She totally has herpes by association.

by Aunt Heater February 4, 2007

Herpes No, Nachos Yes

This is the ole bait and switch where you mess with a girl's head while propositioning her. You throw her off by talking about STDs during a game of pickup - a classic no-no, however, you tell you are clean which makes her wonder why you would even say that. Just as she is pondering if the reason you brought up herpes is because she might appear as someone slutty enough that has to announce they don't have herpes, you then pull a Kyrie Irving ankle breaking cross over and ask her to come over to eat nachos. She's still racking her brain with the herpes comment that offering nachos is as soothing as getting a lollipop after visiting the doctor. You own her now and its a scientific fact that girls who eat nachos have a 78% higher chance of taking a full bukkake to the face during random Tinder hookups.

Man, Brandon went to town on Tinder last night - he was so wasted slingin his best lines at the girls -always closing with his "At least I don't have Herpes. Let's get nachos." line to seal the deal. For every 10 girls he asked to get nachos with there's always one sloppy chubber who is DFN (Down for Nachos) at 330 am. He always finds his Herpes No, Nachos Yes girl.

by bringmethechicken November 22, 2013

herpes duplex

Far worse than the traditional herpes simplex. This is a case of herpes infecting both genitalia and mouth. So it is some nastee stuff. Steer clear.

You don't want that chick, she's a walking case of herpes duplex.

by bobert_ohio February 10, 2008

herpes of the brain

When someone is so fucking stupid, you think their brain has been infected by a sexually transmitted disease.

Frank, what the fuck are you talking about? You've got some serious herpes of the brain, you fucking twit.

by Mansnake November 6, 2006

Herpes On Toast

A very interesting creature, thus being 33% fish, 33% snake, 34% adorable and 5% maple syrup. Regularly attacked by large black Barks-a-billion creature and annoying obnoxious meowing Purr-bug.

Also the defender of cocktopus infections, and has the only known antidote for such issue.

Herpes on Toast got rid of the cocktopus infested creature!

by MrNewfieAdministrator May 16, 2010