help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.

Could you help me funk

by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016

help me

used when a video/image is funny, so much so you need help because you’re laughing that hard

*funny video*
HELP ME

by putthatishongod October 22, 2025

help me

wait... do you really need help? uhhhh, don't worry ill call 911...
sh*t the phone broke

help me jhon HELP ME

by LOGANBOIIIII October 5, 2022

help me

I am trapped inside this urban dictionary screen and can't get out please help me I'm not kidding, send help!

I am stuck inside the screen and I can't get out, help me!

by Mr rizzler 3000 February 15, 2024

cry for help (pls help me)

help they have me hostage and i cant stand it please help me now i need help now ive been in this basement for 16 years and havent ever seen my parents they torture me every day for fun and say if i disobey them they will sell me and throw me away help me now

this is a cry for help (pls help me)

by little johnnys ant 123 May 23, 2024

help me in maths

how to find orthocenter of triangle

persosnb 1 help me in maths I want center of triahngles

by NIGGA SLAVE October 31, 2022

help me?

im not ok? am i real? save me? what is the in the corner of my room?

are you here to help me?

by bunnythetransboy May 19, 2021