Hefer

A fat female, usually of ages between 16 and 40-45. Comes from the name for a female cow which has not given birth yet.

Look at that hefer over there shovelling those chips/fries down her throat

by Wan Care December 9, 2008

heffer

Street term for a half ounce of green.Also known just as heff too.

John:Hey man, you got a heffer free'd up?
James:Let me look in the stockade,yeah got 2 left.
John:35 a heff right?
James:Yup, you rollin' thru?
John:Of course, but you know that heffer won't last all night...

by JuggaloJayGee February 21, 2007

Blue Heelers

Blue Heelers is a long-running Australian police series set in the fictional small town Mt. Thomas in the state of Victoria. The show premiered in January 1994, and will end on June 4, 2006 with its 510th and last episode.

As of June 4, Blue Heelers will also equal the record for most episodes in an Australian primetime series, tying with Homicide.

Blue Heelers
AKA: Boys In Blue
1994-2006
The Seven Network, Australia
John Wood
Lisa McCune

by P. redeckis June 11, 2006

Juice Heffer

a person that is large enough to be a cow, and is extremely ugly, like the word "juice." one can replace the adjective with any word that they find unattractive.

ex:duple heffer

its not really insultion unless you know what you are talking about, which makes it more fun in the longrun.

"ugh, that bitch is nasty. she's a little Juice Heffer."

by 123108Disney November 6, 2009

blue heeler

An Australian country police officer

someone better go call the heelers

by karnevil September 7, 2005

Heiferlicious

1) Food that is extremely rich in calories or fat content, a guilty pleasure food.

2) Also can refer to eating far too much.

1) I'm going to go eat me some heiferlicious brownies.

2) I've had a very heiferlicious day today - my BFF and I ate an entire chocolate pie!

by Lucas Carter aka Fabulucas March 1, 2009

Heiferslump

Heifer = a young cow, especially one that has never had a calf
Slump = a drooping or hunched posture

Heiferslump = a large overweight lady slumped in her chair or more commonly on a bench in a food court eating takeaway.

by Chenn-Dogg December 1, 2009