A song that, if you live in a household of persons that may be involved with church or charity's, it would be very offensive to play this song loudly. So you wear headphones.
A: Yo, I had this great headphones song, so i bought some beats to listen to em with, but beats are made of such terrible quality that everyone could hear them
B: lol. rip
B: lol. rip
by BobTucker567 February 07, 2018
by Richard Haass March 14, 2022
The curse that all headphones, no matter if you take the upmost care to them, will start to break randomly.
Some random person:Why aren't my headphones working?!I took so much care to them!
Some other random person:Oh that means you have been cursed with the headphones curse.
Some other random person:Oh that means you have been cursed with the headphones curse.
by Bannana247 September 23, 2020
One of those weird sped retards who have to wear those big dumb noise-cancelling headphones at loud places.
by zyx. March 12, 2022
by Monarching October 11, 2011
When in a three-some, you ask two participants to face away from you and squat either side of your head. Each anus is at 'ear-level'. On a count of three, the participants then begin to defecate, and the trick is to try and get both stools to meet at the top of your head to create a set of "chocolate headphones."
Got lucky with two girls last night and I totally got a set of chocolate headphones. It's the best Christmas ever!
by Horhay the V February 24, 2011
by BroMaster5 October 25, 2011